writes "Two middle school students thought they would get away with their iinsidious plans to sell baked goods in a local park, and if it wasn't for those meddling kids, they would have! Hmm. OK, if it wasn't for that meddling, portly small-time politician they would have! There, much more satisfying story now.
Related: http://idle.slashdot.org/story/10/08/06/169205/Portland-Health-Inspector-Shuts-Down-Lemonade-Stand"Link to Original Source