More Details About Mars Mystery Rock 180
First time accepted submitter GPS Pilot writes "Previous reports said the rock that suddenly appeared out of nowhere was merely 'the size of a jelly doughnut.' Now, a color image shows additional reasons for this metaphor: 'It's white around the outside, in the middle there's kind of a low spot that's dark red,' said lead scientist Steve Squyres. In the image, the object does stick out like a sore thumb amidst the surrounding orange rocks and soil. Its composition is 'like nothing we've ever seen before. It's very high in sulfur, it's very high in magnesium, it's got twice as much manganese as we've ever seen in anything on Mars.'"
It's Aliens! (Score:3, Funny)
.... See subject. I think the evidence speaks for itself.
Re:It's Aliens! (Score:3, Funny)
ROCK LOBSTER! (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe it's not a rock...
Holy Jesus! What is that? (Score:0, Funny)
What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Re:It's Aliens! (Score:5, Funny)
It's obviously the Illudium Q-36 space modulator.
Re:Moving rock (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Fuel for the improbability drive (Score:4, Funny)
Not to mention the Warp Drive, the least reliable propulsion system in history, and the nut job that compensated for that by adding a holo deck.
It was a janitor (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's Aliens! (Score:5, Funny)
One of the linked articles suggests they have analized the make up of the rock
Typical Humans. Landed less than five minutes ago and already we're molesting the locals.