Most Sensitive Detector Yet Fails To Find Any Signs of Dark Matter 293
ananyo writes "A U.S. team that claims to have built the world's most sensitive dark matter detector has completed its first data run without seeing any sign of the stuff. In a webcast presentation today at the Sanford Underground Laboratory in Lead, South Dakota, physicists working on the Large Underground Xenon (LUX) experiment said they had seen nothing statistically compelling in 110 days of data-taking. 'We find absolutely no events consistent with any kind of dark matter,' says LUX co-spokesman Rick Gaitskell, a physicist at Brown University in Providence, Rhode Island. Physicists know from astronomical observations that 85% of the Universe's matter is dark, making itself known only through its gravitational pull on conventional matter. Some think it may also engage in weak but detectable collisions with ordinary matter, and several direct detection experiments have reported tantalizing hints of these candidate dark matter particles, known as WIMPs (Weakly Interacting Massive Particles). Gaitskell says that it is now overwhelmingly likely that earlier sightings were statistical fluctuations. Despite the no-shows at XENON-100 and LUX, Laura Baudis, a physicist on XENON-100 at the University of Zurich in Switzerland, says physicists are not ready to give up on the idea of detecting WIMPs. They may simply have a lower mass, or may be more weakly interacting than originally hoped. 'We have some way to go,' she says."
First dark matter post (Score:5, Funny)
Pulling in other posts below it :D
Did they remember to turn it on? (Score:2, Funny)
Just sayin'...
Re:Maybe (Score:5, Funny)
From Security Video:
Jedi WIMP: These aren't the WIMPs you were looking for!
Physicist: "These aren't the WIMPs we are looking for!"
Jedi WIMP:They can go about their business.
Physicist: "They can go about their business."
Jedi WIMP: Move along.
Physicist: "Move along... move along."
Physicist: "Damn, we still haven't found anything!"
Re:Check the Phlogiston Compensators (Score:3, Funny)
that was an awful lot of words to say "i should shut up"
oh, it's there, (Score:5, Funny)
teeny-weeny black spiders.
hundreds of Quattuordecillions of teeny-weeny black spiders per cubic centimeter, crawling between the very fabric of creation.
crawling in your ear, in your eye.
SPIDERS.
Re:First dark matter post (Score:4, Funny)