Ohio Zoo Attempts To Mate Female Rhino With Her Brother For Species Survival 272
An anonymous reader writes "Unfortunately for the Sumatran rhino the fate of the species may boil down to a plan by the Cincinnati Zoo to breed their lone female with her little brother. 'We absolutely need more calves for the population as a whole; we have to produce as many as we can as quickly as we can,' said Terri Roth, who heads the zoo's Center for Research of Endangered Wildlife. 'The population is in sharp decline and there's a lot of urgency around getting her pregnant.'"
So... (Score:4, Funny)
It's come to this!
Oh so it's ok for animals but not for us? (Score:5, Funny)
I hate humans...
Kinky. (Score:4, Funny)
If it was good enough for the pharaohs, it's good enough for the rhinos.
Incest is best.... (Score:1, Funny)
Put your sister to the test!
Re:I volunteered (Score:5, Funny)
but was ignominiously rejected.
By the zoo, or by the rhino?
Not exactly tech news... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh. I think I see the connection to Slashdot now.
Re:Oh so it's ok for animals but not for us? (Score:5, Funny)
It is worse than that. According to PETA, animals can't speak and give verbal consent so anytime they do have sex it is rape. To make matters worse I understand the the little brother rhino is underage. Therefore the Cincinnati zoo is running a underage incestuous animal brothel. How can we allow this to happen. I demand that the administrators of the zoo be locked up.
Won't someone think of the Rhinos?
Re:Oh so it's ok for animals but not for us? (Score:3, Funny)
And do what?
Move them to Arkansas or Alabama, where it's legal?
Re:CREW (Score:5, Funny)
CREW biologists jerked off the rhino while he gorged himself. Pretty much any man's dream, right?
I'm just spitballing here, but you wouldn't happen to be a woman would you?
Re:Kinky. (Score:1, Funny)
If it was good enough for the pharaohs, it's good enough for the rhinos.
Also, Cincinnati is just across the Ohio river from Kentucky, the land of five million people and fifteen last names.
Re:Oh so it's ok for animals but not for us? (Score:5, Funny)
Don't worry, they're plenty horny enough.
Re:Like in the Bible! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Like in the Bible! (Score:5, Funny)
Eliphinos (Score:4, Funny)
Can be the backup plan if incest doesn't work. The only disadvantage would be that a viable eliphino would make the joke less funny.
Re:Like in the Bible! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:So... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Incest is best.... (Score:4, Funny)
The brother was humping his sister, when she said "you fuck much better than dad." He then replied "yeah, mom said the same."
Re:So... (Score:4, Funny)
http://xkcd.com/1022/ [xkcd.com]
Re:Oh so it's ok for animals but not for us? (Score:1, Funny)
Woah woah woah. We don't allow any of that "Same Species marriage" business around here.
Now, man-on-rhino, that's jest fine.
Re:Eliphinos (Score:4, Funny)
Can be the backup plan if incest doesn't work. The only disadvantage would be that a viable eliphino would make the joke less funny.
Also, you're going to need a LMC (large mammal collider) in order to smash them together with sufficient force to achieve fusion.