Mystery Intergalactic Radio Bursts Detected 259
astroengine writes "Astronomers were on a celestial fishing expedition for pulsing neutron stars and other radio bursts when they found something unexpected in archived sky sweeps conducted by the Parkes radio telescope in New South Wales, Australia. The powerful signal, which lasted for just milliseconds, could have been a fluke, but then the team found three more equally energetic transient flashes all far removed from the galactic plane and coming from different points in the sky. Astronomers are at a loss to explain what these flashes are — they could be a common astrophysical phenomenon that has only just been detected as our radio antennae have become sensitive enough, or they could be very rare and totally new phenomenon that, so far, defies explanation."
First post (Score:5, Funny)
And perhaps the last when the alien invasion force, of which we observed the launch, reaches earth.
War! (Score:5, Funny)
The intergalactic war is getting closer. We can hear the explosions now. It's only a matter of time before they get here. It's a good thing our space program has done so well, and we've started colonizing other planets, otherwise our species would be lost forever.
Oh .. fuck .. We don't have a space program, only a high altitude orbital flight program. Well, it's been nice knowing you all.
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Required (Score:5, Funny)
Ah, nevermind.
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Get your speakers out, everyone... (Score:4, Funny)
It's the Doctor's fault (Score:5, Funny)
It's the TARDIS causing cracks in the space-time continuum.
Re:War! (Score:5, Funny)
why would they bother with Earth ? Deep gravity well, close to the sun and plagued with solar flares, full of microbes ...
'Cause free-range brains taste better.
Re:What? (Score:4, Funny)
That's a third of a million years worth of the energy output from the entire sun in milliseconds and no corresponding light flash or other radiation?
It will take the thunder a lot longer to get here.
Re:What? (Score:5, Funny)
It was a million voices crying out then suddenly silenced.
Remember, this flash came from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Re:War! (Score:3, Funny)
Clearly, Pluto.
Oh, is it a planet again this week?
And todays random unit of measurement is.... (Score:3, Funny)
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