World's Oldest Tumor Found In a Neanderthal Bone 46
First time accepted submitter minty3 writes "A fibrous dysplasia tumor has been found in the bone of a Neanderthal that is more than 120,000 years old. The world's oldest tumor in a Neanderthal rib was part of a collection of bones, which were excavated more than 100 years ago from a site in Krapina, Croatia. They were X-rayed in the 1980s, and initially didn't reveal the tumor. It was only when scientists took a closer look at a radiograph where a rib fragment appeared to be 'burned out' did they return to the rib and subject it to higher quality scans."
Well, well, well... (Score:5, Funny)
Looks like the paleo diet didn't work for Grok after all...
interview (Score:5, Funny)
When questioned, the Neanderthal said, "It's naht ah tumah!" and then ran off to fornicate with his housemaid.
Re:Oldest *hominid* tumor, maybe (Score:5, Funny)
Humans are the only species that matters though.
Humans ... who are Americans.
You needn't be so redundant, it's not as though there are non-American humans, so why belabor the obvious?
Re:Well, well, well... (Score:5, Funny)
Obviously, it was caused the paleolithic nuclear reactor Grok was working at. They had very primitive safety systems.