9th Grade Science Experiment: Garden Cress Won't Germinate Near Routers 327
New submitter SessionExpired writes "Five 9th graders from Denmark have shown that garden cress won't germinate when placed near a router (Google Translation of Danish original). Article text is in Danish, but the pictures illustrate their results. The exact mechanism is still unknown (Danish original), but experts have shown interest in reproducing the experiment."
No reproduction (Score:5, Funny)
experts have shown interest in reproducing the experiment
Or not reproducing, as the case may be.
Neither will... (Score:5, Funny)
Your typical slashdotter probably sits closer to their router than the plants. And is about as likely to germinate.
Re:A perfect weedkiller! (Score:2, Funny)
Shhh... Montsanto is listening
I'm pretty sure I'm already sterile (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Now do it again (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Bit misleading (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe it was an old router (Score:2, Funny)
and the flowers have already switched to IPv6.
Doubtful on the outgassing... (Score:5, Funny)
...as it grows fine on keyboards.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cress_keyboard-3_sprouting_other_side.jpg [wikipedia.org]
Re:Neither will... (Score:4, Funny)
More info would be nice - How old were you? How old was your wife? How old was your milkman?
Re:Bit misleading (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bit misleading (Score:5, Funny)
This is what happens when carrier-level NAT is deployed. Even the plants would rather die than live with NAT.
Re:Neither will... (Score:4, Funny)
Good thing, too, or we'd see a rash of siamese sextuplets.
Though, to be fair, I'd thought that all the hallucinogens I took back in college had messed up my genes royally, but my daughter turned out perfect. Better than perfect. She can type like a banshee with those twelve fingers.
Re:Need a control. (Score:4, Funny)