First Observations of Short-lived Pear-shaped Atomic Nuclei 64
An anonymous reader sends this quote from a press release at CERN:
"An international team at the ISOLDE radioactive-beam facility at CERN has shown that some atomic nuclei can assume asymmetric, 'pear' shapes (abstract). The observations contradict some existing nuclear theories and will require others to be amended. ... Most nuclei have the shape of a rugby ball. While state-of-the-art theories are able to predict this behaviour, the same theories have predicted that for some particular combinations of protons and neutrons, nuclei can also assume asymmetric shapes, like a pear. In this case there is more mass at one end of the nucleus than the other."
Followed shortly after by "muffin top" electrons (Score:5, Funny)
Not to mention the "poor self esteem" and "great personality" protons
Pear shaped? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Followed shortly after by "muffin top" electron (Score:5, Funny)
Not to mention the "poor self esteem" and "great personality" protons
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I'd rather not discuss my atomic weight.
Talk about a sig that sort of fits in with the convo...
Make that Radium (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Pear shaped? (Score:4, Funny)
... the entanglement theory.
Re:Reference to Island of Stablility (Score:4, Funny)
"Island of Stability" -- Well, it's no Fortress of Solitude, but I guess for a used up pear-shaped Atomic Avenger, it'll do.