Ask Slashdot: How Do I Explain That Humans Didn't Ride Dinosaurs? 278
p00kiethebear writes "I have a wonderful and beautiful girlfriend who treats me right in every way. We've been together for almost a year now and everything seemed to be going perfectly until this morning. Over breakfast we were discussing dinosaurs and she told me a story about how her grandfather, fifty years ago, dated footprints of a dinosaurs and a man that were right next to each other to be within the same epoch of history. I laughed when she said this and then realized that she wasn't joking. She believes dinosaurs and humans walked at the same time together. The odd thing is that she's not religious, it's just what her archaeologist grandfather taught her. More important than just backing up evidence to the contrary, how do I explain this to her without crushing her childhood dreams? Is it even worth discussing it further with her?"
Re:Sorry. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Nooooooo! Just shut up and buy a dinosaur saddl (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sad (Score:5, Funny)
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Enough is enough (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Nooooooo! Just shut up and buy a dinosaur saddl (Score:5, Funny)
Wow, you really can find porn of anything on the Internet.
Re:Sad (Score:2, Funny)
I tried to donate them a flying fuck but their site errored out.
Re:Nooooooo! Just shut up and buy a dinosaur saddl (Score:5, Funny)
I heard they discovered a lesbian dinosaur. They named it Lickalotopus.
Re:Nooooooo! Just shut up and buy a dinosaur saddl (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Nooooooo! Just shut up and buy a dinosaur saddl (Score:3, Funny)
Brontosaurus.
What else did they lie to us about?
The Flinstones was a thinly veiled documentary...and I really could go for a Sonic Brontoburger
Re:Nooooooo! Just shut up and buy a dinosaur saddl (Score:4, Funny)
I thought it was Megasoreass.
Re:Nooooooo! Just shut up and buy a dinosaur saddl (Score:5, Funny)
This part is a April's Fool day prank.
Re:Pbcl-cnfgn sbbq sbe gubhtug (Score:2, Funny)
If she's good in bed, just shut up.
Re:Nooooooo! Just shut up and buy a dinosaur saddl (Score:5, Funny)
Jesus only rode the mightiest of dinosaurs. Don't be sacrilegious.
Re:Sigh (Score:5, Funny)
Why do I even bother to come to Slashdot on April first?
Because it is the one day all year long on which there won't be any dupes!
Re:Sorry. (Score:4, Funny)
OH HO HO! You almost had me, Slashdot... you would have succeeded, until I realized that nobody on Slashdot has a girlfriend!
Actually, to add insult to injury, I believe that there is one category of readers that *do* have girlfriends, and that's all the Slashdot-frequenting girls.