New Advance In 3D TV Technology 143
sciencehabit writes "If you've pondered whether to sink a cool couple of grand into a fancy new three-dimensional TV but didn't want to mess around with those dorky glasses, you may want to sit tight for a few more years. Researchers at Hewlett Packard Laboratories in Palo Alto, California, report that they've come up with a new 3D technology that not only doesn't require viewers to wear special glasses, but it also can be viewed from a wide variety of angles. The advance could propel the development of mobile 3D devices as well as TVs."
Netcraft confirms: (Score:4, Funny)
Where can I pre-order? (Score:5, Funny)
Where can I pre-order my opt-out of all this 3D tech?
I remember that scene from Back to the Future II all too well, thank-you-very-much! :P
Re:Netcraft confirms: (Score:5, Funny)
That is not dead which can eternal lie
Yet with strange eons even death may die.
A bit more cryptic than Netcraft, honestly.
Re:Where can I pre-order? (Score:5, Funny)
Where can I pre-order my opt-out of all this 3D tech?
I remember that scene from Back to the Future II all too well, thank-you-very-much! :P
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Re:Not Possible. (Score:4, Funny)
I do not see how this is possible without changing the laws of the universe. Maybe some marketing person just decided they can re-define what 3D means.
It's far, far, far, worse than that: HP did discover how to change the laws of the universe; but the best use that their marketing people could think of was '3d TV'.
Re:Netcraft confirms: (Score:5, Funny)