Norwegian Study: Global Warming Less Severe Than Feared 468
Numerous news outlets are reporting the findings of a study from the Research Council of Norway — a government agency — which concludes that (in Bloomberg's version) "After the planet's average surface temperature rose through the 1990s, the increase has almost leveled off at the level of 2000, while ocean water temperature has also stabilized." The New York Times' Dot Earth blog offers some reasons to be skeptical of the findings.
Cue Alarmists (Score:5, Funny)
It's real! Panic!
Even if it's not real, the world will be a better place if you panic!
Frankly, I don't give a crap what the world will be like for my great, great, great, great, great, great grandchildren. If they're too slow to get out of the way of a 500 year long rising tide, screw em.
Based on an almost true story (Score:5, Funny)
DENIERS, BUUUUUUUURN THEM!
Wait wait. How do we know they are deniers?
Because they look like it!
Yes, but, we have to prove it.
Uuuh... they're made of oil... so they float?
Yes, and what else floats?
Ducks?
Yes, so fetch me a duck and I get my scales out....
Re:Surprise (Score:4, Funny)
But they're Europeans so they have to know better than us. No, no, it is even worse--they're Scandinavians, the only people who have formed perfect governments on Earth that maximize the potential of every citizen. How can we dump apes criticize them?
Re:Climate change is longterm (Score:4, Funny)
My god those scientists must be idiots. Thank the very same god we've got Hentes to clear things up for us!
Re:Based on an almost true story (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Surprise (Score:2, Funny)
Kind Sir may I also draw notice to the fact that magnificent fjordly Norway is the home, source, and origin of trolls?
Sincerely,
Herr Underbro / Mr. Underbridge
Oslo, Norway
Re:Nature (Score:4, Funny)
How do you know? It's quite possible this study refuses to dance at all with the prevailing line of thinking.