How Do You Eat a Triceratops? Start By Ripping the Head Off

scibri writes "Once a Tyrannosaurus took down a Triceratops, how did it go about eating it? By looking at the bite marks on Triceratops fossils, a group of paleontologists have pieced together the steps, and created an illustrated guide. Step one? Pull off the head."

Sounds like

[Anonymous Coward]

Sounds like an afternoon on bath salts.

Ah Yes! Triceratops ...

[Anonymous Coward]

... the "gummy bear" of dinosaurs.

Step 4

[Bob the Super Hamste]

Step four: feast on the delicacies beneath the frill.

I am so making a T-shirt with these pictures and captions.

The Oatmeal is slacking

[boristdog]

The Oatmeal should have been all over this guide like...well, like a T-rex on a Triceratops.

Triceratops

[khr]

Triceratops... It's what's for dinner!

What Wine Would You Serve?

[avgjoe62]

White? Red? Or would you serve it with some fava beans and a fine chianti?

Re:Ah Yes! Triceratops ...

[Genda]

No, more of a Jurassic Pinata.

Re:First shoot it with a .458 magnum - several tim

[Chris Burke]

Surrender is safest and easiest when the enemy is dead.

Re:Ah Yes! Triceratops ...

[Nidi62]

Actually, when I eat gummi bears, I usually eat the legs first, then the arms, then head, leaving the torso for last. Yes, I like my gummi bears to suffer and probably need some professional help.