First Mammals Observed Regenerating Tissue 89
ananyo writes "Two species of African spiny mouse have been caught at something no other mammal is known to do — completely regenerating damaged tissue. The work could help improve wound healing in humans. The species — Acomys kempi and Acomys percivali — have skin that is brittle and easily torn, which helps them to escape predators by jettisoning patches of their skin when caught or bitten. Researchers report that whereas normal laboratory mice (Mus musculus) grow scar tissue when their skin is removed, African spiny mice can regrow complete suites of hair follicles, skin, sweat glands, fur and even cartilage (abstract). Tissue regeneration has not been seen in mammals before, though it is common in crustaceans, insects, reptiles and amphibians."
I'll go tell the ex-wife (Score:4, Funny)
I can regenerate my balls now
As a Unix admin (Score:5, Funny)
I've spent the last 20 years perfecting my Unix skills. The main thing I've always felt was holding me back form perfect success is a lack of a neck beard and no where near enough sweat glands. This may finally get me to perfect my professional arts.
Could this be the one slashdot post (Score:5, Funny)
Where trolls are actually on-topic?
you forget... (Score:0, Funny)
... this has been also seen in Timelords, don't forget :-)
Re:NEWS FLASH !! FLESH HEALS !! (Score:2, Funny)
Ignorance won't get you nowhere in life.
Unless it is in politics or entertainment.....
Re:Itchy & Scratchy (Score:5, Funny)
I'm more interested in that ACME selective quantum-tunnelling paint that creates a railway tunnel on any flat surface.
Sounds like a logical first step towards a Portal Gun.
Re:NEWS FLASH !! FLESH HEALS !! (Score:2, Funny)
Also: Penis enlargement.
A whole industry is waiting on this.
Re:Itchy & Scratchy (Score:2, Funny)
I'm more interested in that ACME selective quantum-tunnelling paint that creates a railway tunnel on any flat surface.
Sounds like a logical first step towards a Portal Gun.
It has nothing to do with quantum-tunnelling. The paint contains an element that creates a reality distortion field. The RDF can also be used to create doorways that leads to a hidden room only when the right person opens them and it can also wrap time so that it appears as if you invented the wheel first even if everyone else have already used it. If used correctly a reality distortion field can also make bugs look like well designed features and lack of functions as user friendly.