Startram — Maglev Train To Low Earth Orbit 356
Zothecula writes "Getting into space is one of the harder tasks to be taken on by humanity. The present cost of inserting a kilogram of cargo by rocket into Low Earth Orbit (LEO) is about US$10,000. A manned launch to LEO costs about $100,000 per kilogram of passenger. But who says we have to reach orbit by means of rocket propulsion alone? Instead, imagine sitting back in a comfortable magnetic levitation train and taking a train ride into orbit."
Fucking magnets (Score:5, Funny)
Now, how is this going to work?
I can imagine quite a bit (Score:5, Funny)
If I'm going to fantasize about shit that will never be built, I'd rather dream of the sexbot. Oh perfect robotic woman---who is always horny, cooks and cleans, never wants diamonds, has no parents, never drones about about some bitch at work, never cheats, never complains about wanting a bigger house or nicer car---how I dream of thee.
Re:Fucking magnets (Score:5, Funny)
Sodor (Score:3, Funny)
So will the spaceport will be built at Sodor?
Re:Need to mag-lev a megastructure to 20km (Score:5, Funny)
I can't see anything impractical or horrifically energy-intensive about this system.
That's because the article doesn't fill you in on all the important facts:
- it would be built by British Rail.
Re:I can imagine quite a bit (Score:2, Funny)
My God! He never took middle school hygiene. He never saw the propaganda film.
DON'T DATE ROBOTS!!!
wtf? (Score:4, Funny)
Did I accidentally browse to "Popular Science Online"?
Re:Fucking magnets (Score:2, Funny)
You can't use your laptop at take off because the rocket will fall out of the sky.
Re:Fucking magnets (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Fucking magnets (Score:5, Funny)
Apparently his hemoglobin was magnetized. Yet he's now 80 and still in good health.
Another benefit is that when you're lost, you can just float your dad in a lake as a compass...