Evidence For Antimatter Anomaly Mounts 147
sciencehabit writes "The big bang created a lot of matter—along with the same amount of antimatter, which wiped out everything and brought the universe to an untimely end. That's what accepted theoretical physics tell us—though things clearly didn't work out that way. Now, results from a U.S. particle smasher are providing new evidence for a subtle difference in the properties of matter and antimatter that may explain how the early universe survived."
The universe ended? (Score:0, Funny)
Why didn't anyone tell me? Why am I still here?
So the Universe ended... (Score:4, Funny)
I guess that means I must be in heaven or hell.
Come to think of it, reading the comments on Slashdot does feel a little bit like Purgatory....
Oblig. Bad Car Analogy (Score:5, Funny)
Then unmount it (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Then unmount it (Score:5, Funny)
Indeed (Score:5, Funny)
Under the highest magnification of our latest scanning tunneling microscopes, new images of these anti particles reveal that they sport tiny goatees.
Re:Indeed (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oblig. Bad Car Analogy (Score:5, Funny)
Yes. The Navigators, being made by Lincoln would decay at a faster rate than the Priuses made by Toyota.
Therefore eventually there would be more Priuses on the road than Navigators.
Re:Interesting... (Score:5, Funny)
Is that the physicists equivalent of rubbing two sticks together?
Re:Interesting... (Score:5, Funny)
And all humor begins with not taking things too seriously.
Re:Interesting... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Interesting... (Score:3, Funny)
And all humor begins with not taking things too seriously.
Not all humor
In direct contrast to your statement, I often find my self laughing at people taking things too seriously.
Re:42? (Score:4, Funny)