Psychics Say Apollo 16 Astronauts Found Alien Ship 285
astroengine writes "A group called Transception Incorporated, self-described as an Austin, Texas-based psychic R&D operation, sent a letter (PDF) to NASA Administrator Charles Bolden that nominates the Apollo 16 crew for the Congressional Space Medal of Honor. Why? Well, a variety of 'shipwreck elements' on the Moon — described as 'structures, people/aliens, biological technology, and their plight' — were reportedly 'seen' through remote viewing (PDF) by six experts at Transception. These 'elements' can be seen, along with Apollo 16 moonwalkers John Young and Charles Duke, in photographs during that famous mission, obviously making this the first ever alien encounter."
Young and Duke respond "Nope, no anal probing" (Score:5, Funny)
"We're not sure what these psychics are talking about, but we sure didn't encounter any aliens, nor were we in any way anally-probed. And we certainly weren't anally-probed repeatedly. Just never happened. We enjoyed a normal mission with no butt-raping from aliens at all...just two astronauts doing their job and *not* being tied down and repeatedly probed."
Dumbasses (Score:5, Funny)
Bah, everyone knows it was Apollo *11* that discovered aliens. They even made a documentary about it where events occurred in real time, it was called "Transformers Presents: Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon: The Quickening" or something like that, by Average American Voter.
All right then ... (Score:4, Funny)
... time to submit all my exciting Nostradamus prediction stories and how it ties in with the world ending in 2012.
C'mon editors! This is what is now considered front page material?
MPAA (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Thats another low for the slashdot (Score:3, Funny)
all it's missing is the editorializing in the summary.
"It will be interesting to see how the corporatist plutocrats in Washington respond to this blowing of the cover-up and how it proves that Google is actually regarded as a diety by every galactic culture but ours..."
Alien press release (Score:4, Funny)
The Aliens released a statement through their spokesman, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos:
Psychics do not exist. We bred it out of the human race a long time ago.
Also, Flock of Seagulls is the best band Evah!
Re:Thats another low for the slashdot (Score:4, Funny)
and how it proves that Google is actually regarded as a diety by every galactic culture but ours..."
That sounds more plausible than TFA.
Re:Psychics != Physics. :( (Score:5, Funny)
Someone mis-spelled Psychotics (Score:4, Funny)
B Ship (Score:4, Funny)
Send them with the hairdressers and telephone sanitizers to find the aliens.
I just love this concept and will help to make it happen.
Re:Fuck this shit. Last straw. Bye slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
How to tell someone isn't really going to quit /. They talk about quitting /.
Re:Young and Duke respond "Nope, no anal probing" (Score:2, Funny)
And we certainly weren't anally-probed repeatedly. Just never happened. We enjoyed a normal missionary position
FTFY
Re:Young and Duke respond "Nope, no anal probing" (Score:5, Funny)
"We're not sure what these psychics are talking about, but we sure didn't encounter any aliens, nor were we in any way anally-probed. And we certainly weren't anally-probed $^&$!@... I love to sing-a; About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a; I love to sing-a; About a sky of blue-a, or a tea for two-a,
Re:MPAA (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Psychics != Physics. :( (Score:4, Funny)
If the Psychic Friends Network were actually my friends, they'd be calling me when I had problems to cheer me up.
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Re:Young and Duke respond "Nope, no anal probing" (Score:3, Funny)
Well I personally think its funny that most likely to this very day the US government is working under a 'war of the worlds' rule that says if little green men parked on the White house lawn to get some pics with the Obama cutout they'd be going "aliens? what aliens? didn't see a thing, nope' because they are afraid we poor little peasants would snap and go apeshit.
Worse, they'd be *illegal* aliens, and there'd be no end of the shit Obama had to hear from the Republican candidates.