Lawyer Demands Pacemaker Vendor Supply Source Code 334
oztiks writes "Lawyer Karen Sandler's heart condition means she needs a pacemaker to ward off sudden death. Instead of trusting that the vendor will create a flawless platform for the device to operate, Sandler has demanded to see the device's source code. Sandler's reasoning brings into question the device's reliably, stability, and oddly enough, security."
It's not forced on her (Score:5, Funny)
She could just let her heart regulate itself naturally.
Re:first, we kill all of the lawyers (Score:5, Funny)
Did you just seriously say that there are no more software bugs in their code?
You're the reason lawyers exist.
thump (Score:5, Funny)
10 thump
20 thump
30 sleep 1s
40 go to 10
Re:first, we kill all of the lawyers (Score:3, Funny)
I assume you meant to say "exorbitant" although you could say that lawyers excel in absorbing their clients' money.
It's not surprising a lawyer has a defective heart (Score:5, Funny)
I thought they had their hearts removed when they passed the bar at the same place that performs MBA lobotomies.
Re:It's not surprising a lawyer has a defective he (Score:5, Funny)
The MBA lobotomy is a very precise operation, they only remove the parts of the brain that remember to pay taxes and how to truthfully report corp. earnings.
You forgot empathy.
If you had measurable empathy in the first place, they wouldn't have let you in.
Re:It's not forced on her (Score:5, Funny)
Tinfoil vest.