US 'Space Warplane' Spying On Chinese Spacelab 158
PolygamousRanchKid sends this excerpt from El Reg:
"The U.S. Air Force's second mysterious mini-space shuttle, the X-37B, could be spying on China's space laboratory and the first piece of its space station, Tiangong-1. Amateur space trackers told the British Interplanetary Society publication Spaceflight that the black-funded spaceplane seemed to be orbiting the Earth in tandem with Tiangong-1, or the Heavenly Palace, leading the magazine to speculate that its unknown mission is to spy on [the lab]. ... The lab is unmanned for the moment, so all there'd be to study is the technology of the craft and what experiments it's doing. Still, the U.S. is hugely suspicious of China's space endeavors, so it's more than possible that they'd want to get a look at Tiangong-1 just in case it's doing anything unexpected."
Update: 01/06 21:50 GMT by S : Further calculations have shown that this is not the case after all.
Could be? Could be? (Score:0, Funny)
Of course it is, and that's exactly what everybody expects.
But wait...why would you spy on the spy bot, you know what it's doing...or do you?
Have I said too much?
Just imagine (Score:4, Funny)
After doing the first fly-around to see if it had any titanium orbital bombardment rods or nuclear missiles strapped onto it, they've since been watching it carefully to see if the empty space station module will transform into some kind of giant gun or fighting robot..or at least unfurl a communist flag or something.
When it takes off for Jupiter (Score:5, Funny)
is when I get interested
Re:Space Warplane? (Score:5, Funny)
Load photon torpedoes, standby phasers.
Re:suspicion is justified (Score:4, Funny)
If you have one missile cruiser with carrier capability and your enemy has 10 super carriers, you have zero carriers.
Re:Space Warplane? (Score:5, Funny)
As long as the shark has a laser, we're good!
Re:Space Warplane? (Score:5, Funny)
At least finish the full quote:
"Oh bother said Pooh. Load photon torpedoes. Lock phasers on the Hephalump. Piglet, meet me in Transporter room 1." :P
Re:War Pigs (Score:2, Funny)
Well now i know that they rhymed "masses" with "masses"
I always thought I was hearing it wrong.
Re:Space Warplane? (Score:4, Funny)
Oh... oh my. You've just opened the floodgates.
I can totally see an alternate continuity where Rabbit is Bones, Pooh is Kirk, Tigger is Scotty, and Eeyore is Spock...
Scotty/Tigger: She cannuh take anymore captain! Hoo hoo hoo HOO!