The Mythical Tunnel Between CERN and Central Italy 303
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fph il quozientatore writes "Mariastella Gelmini, the Italian minister of Public Education and Scientific Research, complimented the researchers for the recent (supposed) discovery of faster-than-light neutrinos. Her press release mentions that Italy funded the construction of a 'tunnel between the CERN [in Geneva] and Gran Sasso [the labs in Central Italy].' Google maps reports the distance between the two labs as over 900km — but of course once the tunnel is open to traffic the trip will be much faster."
Future tunnel (Score:5, Funny)
He was speaking of the future tunnel that the faster than light neutrino's already know about so they can follow it.
Re:Faster, yes, but... (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, and the best part is that you'll never see it coming.
Re:Future tunnel (Score:5, Funny)
Bartender "We do not serve neutrinos in here"
A neutrino walks in to a bar.
Re:Future tunnel (Score:5, Funny)
Bartender "We do not serve neutrinos in here"
A neutrino walks in to a bar.
and the last line:
Have you heard the joke about the faster than light neutrino?
Re:Future tunnel (Score:5, Funny)