Millions of Jellyfish Invade Nuclear Reactors 280
oxide7 writes "A nuclear reactor in Japan was forced to shut down due to infiltration of enormous swarms of jellyfish near the power plant. A similar incident was also reported recently in Israel, when millions of jellyfish clogged the sea-water cooling system of a power plant."
I for one (Score:3, Funny)
praise our new jellyfish overlords.
Jellyfish love global warming (Score:5, Funny)
I have a theory that jellyfish are alien invaders, here to xenoform our planet. They love basically everything we do to the planet, from pollution to overfishing to global warming. This is just further evidence, but by shutting down nuclear reactors, the only current viable alternative to fossil fuel power plants, they ensure we use more coal and oil power plants, contributing to the environmental change they love.
I think humans are the alien terraformers (Score:3, Funny)
Think about it, within a relatively short time on earth we've multiplied to the billions, with no indication of stopping. We're like the grey goo of nanotech horror, or flying penises of second life!
-Matt
Up Next... (Score:5, Funny)
Up Next:
Radioactive Jellyfish spotted
Up Next after that:
Man stung by radioactive jellyfish, gains superpowers. New crime-fighting "Jellyman" reduces world crime considerably.
Re:Up Next... (Score:4, Funny)
Man stung by radioactive jellyfish, gains superpowers. New crime-fighting "Jellyman" reduces world crime considerably.
Unfortunately he is ultimately beaten by his nemesis, "The Knife", who defeats him easily with the aid of a giant jar of Jif Peanut Butter.
Re:Bring in some Chinese chefs (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Been done before (Score:5, Funny)
Three words: Japanese bagpipe music.
Re:Bring in some Chinese chefs (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Right out of fiction (Score:5, Funny)
Its Japan, nothing a bunch of scantily clad Japanese schoolgirls cant handle.