Biological Lasers 90
MancunianMaskMan writes "Sharks in the seas all around the world are interested in this story,
though the less scientifically-minded will read the summary on the beeb web site about laser light produced by a living cell. The technique starts by engineering a cell that can produce a light-emitting protein that was first obtained from glowing jellyfish."
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And girls still won't see what's in your pants!
The one nanowatt output is kinda symbolic, don't you think?
You need to get out of yo mama's basement!
Re:FRICKING LASER BEAMS. (Score:4, Informative)
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Cyclops' eyes shoot crimson rays of kinetic force. I believe you're thinking of Kryptonians.
Red Rays of 1/2mv^2 ?
Ah, comic book physics!
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Jumped the shark (Score:5, Insightful)
The laser/shark meme is really boring and pathetic. Can't people move on?
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Same with:
* Lego
* Rummicube
* Starwars / Star Trek
* Sovjet Russia
* Netcraft
* Bill Gates
* The year of the Desktop, Linux
* PACMAN
* Tron
* ...
The "geekculture" seems very dated wrapped in a yought-nostalgia in a PeterPan syndrome... It's not anymore what it once was. Now it's a job and utility; we've become digital plumbers.
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1) Legos seem to have a bit of a revival lately, especially with the Lego series of video games. If anything, they're very much mainstream now, which is a good thing. Anything that helps kids use their imaginations to build stuff with is good.
2) Rummicube - Eh, did anyone actually play this? Or was it even part of Geek culture?
3) Star Wars/Star Trek - Star Trek and Star Wars have had something of a revival recently with the reboot and Episodes 1-3 and Clone Wars. Okay, the Star Wars stuff has kinda sucked
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Lego's were always crazy expensive. If anything, they are now much cheaper than they used to be compared to other toys.
In the 80's a $40 lego set was expensive enough it was limited to special occasions for most kids, now it is cheap compared to the videogame that they buy every week.
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9) Tron - Maybe it's a little nostalgic, but it just had a big movie come out a few months ago. That's not nostalgia, man, that's new and cool.
And an even better computer game in 2004.
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In Soviet Russia, maybe. "In Soviet Russia, laser sharks you!"
Personally ... (Score:2)
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If you create a laser-shark, will you have to mount it on another shark?
I'd like to move on, but (Score:2)
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Can I still link to barely-relevant xkcd [xkcd.com] comics?
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Jumping the shark has jumped the shark.
How many frikkin jokes will we get? (Score:2)
How many sharks with frikkin laser jokes will we get on this story?
I think it has jumped the shark
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How many sharks with frikkin laser jokes will we get on this story?
Since the joke was made in the summary, I predict a total of zero further Shark jokes. I'm sure that Sea Bass jokes will be plentiful though.
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How many sharks with frikkin laser jokes will we get on this story?
Since the joke was made in the summary, I predict a total of zero further Shark jokes. I'm sure that Sea Bass jokes will be plentiful though.
Somehow I trout that.
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why would you do something like that?!
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The interesting point is that the lasers don't have to be on the sharks' head any more! Sharks with lasers on their butt cheeks!
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Forget the lasers, this is about laser firing single cells. Am I the only one who though of Iruel?
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How many sharks with frikkin laser jokes will we get on this story?
I think it has jumped the shark
This story has jumped the shark and ran straight into a fridge to get nuked.
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Not enough.
IRnet (Score:1)
Greg Egan did this in Bubble Fever. People pass information between each other by shaking hands; infrared emitting cells in the palms of the hand transmit the information. You can also control your TV by waving your hand at it.
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Chemical lasers can do it; but the chemistry of those things is a halogen hor
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I imagine that you would have a very difficult time getting defensively-useful power levels
Electric fish/rays/eels can pack quite a punch.
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Grown in displays (Score:1)
Sounds like there may be a day when you will be able to get your cell phone display tattooed on your hand. Not clear
how they would incorporate the speaker, mic and camera... In addition, laser beam eyes would be cool at night.
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In addition, laser beam eyes would be cool at night.
Not really all that cool, considering you would be effectively blind while using them.
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There already some intriguing early results [plosone.org] in optical networking with living brains [stanford.edu]...
This is so much more tasteful than the old cat with a Cannon plug on its head.
Rude assumptions (Score:3)
"the less scientifically-minded will read the summary on the beeb website..."
Slashdot viewers are more than capable of understanding the paper, but that doesn't mean we want to pay for something we're most likely not going to implement in our basements when we get a spare chance.
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I'm pretty enthusiastic about science, and wouldn't hesitate to look at the actual paper(and, given that the web has these crazy things called "hyperlinks" and "essentially infinite available print space", I'm pretty peeved about how rarely pop-science articles link back to the paper in question); but I can't deny that I do a fair bit of skimming when it comes to the details of the paper. The parts that are accessible to
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Just google "Single-cell biological lasers" and you get some free sources for the article.
Or just click the link in the summary, it works for me and I ain't on any special network like a uni with a subscription to the journal.
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It's a laser when coherent wavelength light is emitted. I.e. all the same frequency, going in the same direction.
Okay, cool, we've used transgenic techniques to give other organisms bioluminescence; now tell me how you make that coherent. (No, I didn't read the article.)
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Sharks just like to rock (Score:1)
do we need any more proof (Score:1)
that science is evil?
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shhh
stop cramping my style
Interesting... (Score:4, Insightful)
That is pretty cool, and I suspect that there will be some very elegant live-cell imaging that comes out of applications of this technique; but it leaves me wondering how small a complete biological laser could be: ie. something that both expresses the proteins needed to make up the lasing medium and uses some flavor of bioluminescence to pump its own lasing medium...
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Pit it against evolution - can it occur naturally? (Score:3)
So, towards engineering a shark with lasers, it seems that one needs:
(a) this "GFP" protein as a gain medium,
(b) mirrors,
(c) this "blue light" to bathe it in, and
(d) some sort of lens(?)
what is interesting, it is that all of the above components can easily be made by nature. GFP is already there, the "blue light" could come from a similar process, lenses are in eyes so I would guess (b) could be the hardest one to come up with, but there are numerous animals with a silver-ish tint (reflective surface) plus several wasp species that have so much metal in their stings (deposited there trace by trace from their diet) that they can easily drill into seeds. Point being that reflective (i.e. metal) components can be intermingled and arrayed into living tissue.
I keep wondering as to what could be the chances of such a "laser organ" evolving naturally? Can the fact that it hasn't be seen as a hint that evolution does not have a plan, and is merely a sum of random events? And let's speculate even further- what use could such an organ have?
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No, it's a sum of random events + culling.
I for one (Score:2)
Superman is vindicated! (Score:2)
Take that, all you naysayers who says there's no way someone can shoot lasers out of his eyes!
Weaponizing it? (Score:1)
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Knowing humans, if it can be weaponized, it will.
Stockholm Awaits (Score:1)