Student Finds Universe's Missing Mass 210
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Roblimo
from the she's-a-star-who-looks-at-stars dept.
from the she's-a-star-who-looks-at-stars dept.
An anonymous reader writes "A 22-year-old Australian university student has solved a problem which has puzzled astrophysicists for decades, discovering part of the so-called 'missing mass' of the universe during her summer break."
Somewhere in the back of the student fridge... (Score:3, Funny)
...mouldy bit it'll probably still be tasty if you scrape it off a bit.
They found something else, too... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Different perspective needed. (Score:4, Funny)
Of course it was. She's Australian!
You might have found me (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Kinda OT - black holes (Score:5, Funny)
The closing line about justifying funding for pure physics research 'Do you use a mobile phone? Some of that technology came about by black hole research'."
To what bit of mobile phone technology is he referring?
AT&T's network.
Re:Next up... (Score:5, Funny)
Well, the missing mass was being held by the Space Pope...
must be the heat (Score:4, Funny)
i read
"Student Finds Miss Universe's Mass"
Re:They found something else, too... (Score:5, Funny)
This is why we can't have nice things.
Don't Worry (Score:2, Funny)
If the missing mass of the universe is identified it will only take a few minutes for Microsoft to try to patent it.
Re:Don't Worry (Score:3, Funny)
You misspelled "Disney".