The Outfall of a Helium-3 Crisis 185
astroengine writes "The United States is currently recovering from a helium isotope crisis that last year sent low-temperature physicists scrambling, sky-rocketed the cost of hospital MRI's, and threw national security staff out on a search mission for alternate ways to detect dirty bombs. Now the panic is subsiding, what is being done to conserve, or replace, helium-3?"
Re:first post (Score:0, Funny)
naa, slashdot 3.0 already used up all the frosty piss
and it shows....
Gross... (Score:2, Funny)
The MRI imaging requires the patient hold his or her breath for 10 seconds. Instead of just breathing out normally, the patient exhales into a helium-impermeable bag
Note to self: next time doing MRI in the hospital, do not inhale that stuff, don't want to imagine where it came from...
Quite obvious (Score:5, Funny)
By the time we are done with helium it won't even be able to get off the floor, let alone escape the atmosphere.
Re:Moon, or harvest from gas giants (Score:3, Funny)
Build some more atomic weapons.
That's a really silly idea. They shouldn't build any more atomic weapons until they've used up the ones they've got.