Forgot your password?
typodupeerror
Biotech Medicine Microsoft Patents Science

Microsoft Seeks Do-Let-The-Bed-Bugs-Bite Patent 176

Posted by timothy
from the you'll-feel-a-slight-pinch dept.
theodp writes "In its just-published patent application for Adapting Parasites to Combat Disease, Microsoft lays out plans to unleash 'altered parasitic organisms' on humans, including mosquitoes, fleas, ticks, bed bugs, leeches, pinworms, tapeworms, hookworms, heart worms, roundworms, lice (head, body, and pubic), and the like. 'Irradiated mosquitoes can be used to deliver damaged Plasmodium to individuals,' explains Microsoft. 'Instead of contracting malaria, an individual receiving the damaged Plasmodium develops an immune response that renders the individual resistant to contracting malaria.' Don't worry about runaway breeding, advises Microsoft — 'a termination feature [that] can include programmed death' makes this impossible. As David Spade might say, I liked this movie the first time I saw it — when it was called Jurassic Park."
This discussion has been archived. No new comments can be posted.

Microsoft Seeks Do-Let-The-Bed-Bugs-Bite Patent

Comments Filter:

New systems generate new problems.

Working...