Researchers Find 70-Year-Olds Are Getting Smarter 115
Pickens writes "AlphaGalileo reports that researchers from the University of Gothenburg, Sweden have found in a forty-year study of 2,000 seniors that today's 70-year-olds do far better in intelligence tests than their predecessors, making it more difficult to detect dementia in its early stages. 'Using the test results, we've tried to identify people who are at risk of developing dementia,' says Dr. Simona Sacuiu. 'While this worked well for the group of 70-year-olds born in 1901-02, the same tests didn't offer any clues about who will develop dementia in the later generation of 70-year-olds born in 1930.' The 70-year-olds born in 1930 and examined in 2000 performed better in the intelligence tests than their predecessors born in 1901-02 and examined in 1971. 'The improvement can partly be explained by better pre- and neonatal care, better nutrition, higher quality of education, better treatment of high blood pressure and other vascular diseases, and not least the higher intellectual requirements of today's society, where access to advanced technology, television and the Internet has become part of everyday life,' says Sacuiu."
and get off my... (Score:5, Funny)
and get off my alopecurus pratensis!
Well... (Score:5, Funny)
...There predecessors are in their 80s and 90s now or dead. If a 70 year old isn't smarter than a dead person, then I don't understand science!
Dammit, seniors! (Score:5, Funny)
...researchers from the Universiy of Gothenburg, Sweden have found in a forty year study of 2,000 seniors that today's 70-year-olds do far better in intelligence tests than their predecessors making it more difficult to detect dementia in its early stages.
Dammit, seniors! Get dumber so we can detect your dementia!
Re:Well... (Score:5, Funny)
...There predecessors are in their 80s and 90s now or dead. If a 70 year old isn't smarter than a dead person, then I don't understand science!
Clearly, you don't understand science.
Re:and get off my... (Score:5, Funny)
Man, I'd hate to have to mow your lawn [wikipedia.org]....
Re:Dammit, seniors! (Score:3, Funny)
Don't worry about it. With the educational system in the US being what it is, give it another 30-40 years and that same test will determine that like all the 70 year olds have dementia. Another 30-40 years after that the testing stuff will determine our shit is like tarded and all fucked up.
Idiocracy, here we come.
Re:Well... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:arbeit macht smart... (Score:4, Funny)
it's well documented that staying active in the workforce is good for the brain, at least when compared to the sedentary tv-filled days of most retirees.
Great! Now the French goverment have their motto!
Re:arbeit macht smart... (Score:3, Funny)
In Korea, only old people... I forget.
Re:arbeit macht smart... (Score:5, Funny)