DNA-Less 'Red Rain' Cells Reproduce At 121 C 149
eldavojohn writes "A new paper up for prepublication from the controversial solid-state physicist Godfrey Louis claims that the cells Louis collected from a Keralan red rain incident divide and produce daughter cells at 121 degrees Celsius. While unusual, this is not unheard of as the paper recalls cells cultivated from hydrothermal vents are known to reproduce at 121 C as well. Of course, caution is exercised when dealing with the possible explanation surrounding the theory of panspermia but the MIT Technology Review says researchers 'examined the way these fluoresce when bombarded with light and say it is remarkably similar to various unexplained emission spectra seen in various parts of the galaxy. One such place is the Red Rectangle, a cloud of dust and gas around a young star in the Monocerous constellation.'"
Re:Monocerous(sp) (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe the adjective is appropriate if we have panspermia coming from the horny constellation.
Re:Red blood cells also do not have DNA (Score:4, Funny)
That's what you thin-
**NO CARRIER**
Apologies in advance... (Score:2, Funny)
But I've had a few drinks and I just can't resist...
I'm in ur nightskiez panejaculating on ur planetz!
Soooo worth the karma.
Re:What? (Score:5, Funny)
Cthulhu is resting... :P
I for one... (Score:2, Funny)
Andromeda strain... (Score:3, Funny)
Has anybody checked what pH they can reproduce at?
After reading that book, I ingested copious amounts of acid to ensure I would be one of the survivors.
Re:What? (Score:4, Funny)
An obvious question is that if these cells divide at 121 degrees Celcius, what do they do in the extreme cold of space, just hibernate?
Yes. That's how they get from planet to planet. Then, when some of them reach a planet and it gets hot enough, they divide and reproduce, and start growing other, more complex types of cells, and then quickly form intelligent beings who reproduce quickly into an army and take over the planet.
Now that these researchers have figured out how to activate the seed cells, I expect the red-cell alien overlord army to rise up in a few weeks.