Skeletal Identification 76
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CmdrTaco
from the what-about-uriah's-shoulder dept.
from the what-about-uriah's-shoulder dept.
Bruce Schneier noted a story today over at his blog about a new Skeletal Identification System being developed at Wright State. Of course this is just another biometric detection system, but one that would be pretty tough to disguise.
Cool (Score:1, Funny)
This system could be a real boner for criminals.
Re:Hot. (Score:1, Funny)
...places adults may encouter children each year
Stop thinking of the children already, you pervert!
Re:Easy to fool... (Score:2, Funny)
I see your point.
This system where we combine fingerprinting with retinal scans and full body X-rays is not enough.
I think we have a simple solution: brain measurements. I understand that brains have these wiggly lines on them (circumtelligently designed), and these are unique. So I propose we just put a neurosurgeon at each airport, to quickly check if your brain matches your passport.
Can't believe this hasn't been said (Score:4, Funny)
Xrays and backscatters? Bruce Schneier needs none of these things to identify you by your skeleton. Bruce Schneier simply removes your skeleton from your body and gives it a once-over.
(apologies to schneierfacts.com)