NASA's Top 10 Space Junk Missions 103
Ant writes "NASA has identified the top ten space junk missions and said over 19,000 pieces of space junk are known to exist..." That's nothing: You should see my living room.
I tell them to turn to the study of mathematics, for it is only there that they might escape the lusts of the flesh. -- Thomas Mann, "The Magic Mountain"
Re:Time to develop.. (Score:5, Funny)
Most of this stuff is metallic right? Possibly even magnetic? Methinks we need a Wile E. Coyote style ACME space-junk removing magnet! As an added benefit, it may trap fast moving birds in its steady stream of space debris!
Summary a bit vague... (Score:3, Funny)
That's nothing: You should see my living room.
So...you're either a heroin addict, a messy slob, a collector of Chinese model boats, really do have pieces of souvenir space junk, or have a hobby for acquiring pickled male genit...okay:
Tell us Ant, which 'junk' is most true for your living room?
Re:Time to develop.. (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, well while you're developing presently impossible Star Trek gadgets like a tractor beam, why not just develop a matter transporter and beam the shit down, Scotty?
Re:Short answers, more like guidelines (Score:2, Funny)