NASA's Top 10 Space Junk Missions 103
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CmdrTaco
from the play-debris-for-me dept.
from the play-debris-for-me dept.
Ant writes "NASA has identified the top ten space junk missions and said over 19,000 pieces of space junk are known to exist..." That's nothing: You should see my living room.
Re:Time to develop.. (Score:5, Funny)
Most of this stuff is metallic right? Possibly even magnetic? Methinks we need a Wile E. Coyote style ACME space-junk removing magnet! As an added benefit, it may trap fast moving birds in its steady stream of space debris!
Summary a bit vague... (Score:3, Funny)
That's nothing: You should see my living room.
So...you're either a heroin addict, a messy slob, a collector of Chinese model boats, really do have pieces of souvenir space junk, or have a hobby for acquiring pickled male genit...okay:
Tell us Ant, which 'junk' is most true for your living room?
Re:Time to develop.. (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, well while you're developing presently impossible Star Trek gadgets like a tractor beam, why not just develop a matter transporter and beam the shit down, Scotty?
Re:Short answers, more like guidelines (Score:2, Funny)