NASA Says Moon Has More Water Than Great Lakes 255
jerryjamesstone writes "The US Great Lakes have some competition: the moon. Yes, that old thing in the sky may hold more than all of the water contained in the Great Lakes, according to a NASA-funded study. From the article: 'Scientists at the Carnegie Institution's Geophysical Laboratory in Washington, along with other scientists across the nation, determined that the water was likely present very early in the moon's formation history as hot magma started to cool and crystallize. This finding means water is native to the moon.'"
So wait... (Score:5, Funny)
There ARE whales?
libraries of congress... (Score:2, Funny)
how many libraries of congress would one unit of great lakes flood?
Cheating Moon (Score:5, Funny)
Whereas the lakes are, well, lakes... the moon is a sort of kinda planet. Planets tend to be bigger than lakes, and therefore I call this cheating.
Obviously, there are planets that are also a giant lake... the earth itself for example is quite wet. But those lakes we shall call oceans. So, oceans can compete with planets, but lakes can't. Ok?
-- wait, that's no moon!
Don't they know that already? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh wait, that's right, they never did.
Units (Score:5, Funny)
Yes but... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Cheating Moon (Score:4, Funny)
Dude, people are still getting over the whole "Pluto not a real planet" thing and here you are promoting Luna to the status of a planet! Have you no SHAME, sir?
Re:The US great lakes? (Score:3, Funny)
Well this gives a sensible answer to one question (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Yes (Score:5, Funny)
How much Wisconsin does the moon have?
Re:Cheating Moon (Score:5, Funny)
When "Dude" was last in vogue, Pluto was still a planet.
Re:So wait... (Score:5, Funny)
There _were_ whales. The whalers on the moon hunted them to extinction.
Re:Cheating Moon (Score:3, Funny)
In my defense, I promoted Luna to a "sort of kinda planet"... and as far as I am concerned, Pluto is allowed to compete with the great lakes as much as it wants.
Actually, I think this is more complicated than it seems. Planets, moons, oceans and lakes. And then the water may be solid, liquid, gaseous. Bloody hell! We should install a committee to investigate the matter! It will report its findings around March 2017.
-- All your water are belong to us.
Yo dawg (Score:1, Funny)
I herd you like lakes
Re:Can we drink it? (Score:4, Funny)
[...] or at least give it to our plants, ehh?
There's no indication of whether it has electrolytes. That's what plants crave.
Re:So wait... (Score:2, Funny)
Of Course! (Score:2, Funny)
That's because cheese contains water!
Re:libraries of congress... (Score:2, Funny)
better question.. What are you like after a SECOND cup of coffee?
Nice work!
Re:More than the Great Lakes? [citation needed] (Score:3, Funny)
Firstly, the water is in the form of hydroxyl and the mineral apartite
Well then, the South Africans should have no problem extracting the water, given their recent history.
Re:but then... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So wait... (Score:2, Funny)