Marine Mammals Used To Fight Terrorism 131
pinkstuff writes "The Navy unveiled its terror-fighting marine mammals at a two-day homeland security and disaster preparedness exercise in California this week. From the article: 'A Navy seal — actually a sea lion — took less than a minute to find a fake mine under a pier near San Francisco's AT&T Park. A dolphin quickly located a terrorist lurking in the black water before another sea lion, using a device carried in its mouth, cuffed the pretend saboteur's ankle so authorities could reel him in.' Queue the 'frickin lasers' jokes."
Be carefull (Score:4, Funny)
You could be training them or more sinister proposes...heh, yeah that was bad. And by bad I mean AWESOME.
This is a great movie:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069946/ [imdb.com]
Re:Marine Life Kicks Ass (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sharks (Score:3, Funny)
Re:*CUE* the 'frickin laser' jokes (Score:2, Funny)
A tense situation (Score:3, Funny)
locating terrorist (Score:5, Funny)
Shouldn't TSA be given this detection technology to, ya know, help 'em out a little?
Queue (Score:4, Funny)
Re:locating terrorist (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sharks (Score:2, Funny)
By the way, it might seems like sharks + lasers is scarier than dolphins + handcuffs, but just wait until they decide that cuffing random swimmers is hilarious.
... or one dolphin that is into bondage slips through the screening.
Re:Marine Life Kicks Ass (Score:4, Funny)
Wow! From zero to crazed activist in three posts. I think this is a new record!
Re:Be carefull (Score:3, Funny)
(Actually, what he typed was wrong in either case: "proposes", as in, "He proposes to his girlfriend tonight.").
mIRC even has a built in script for it! (Score:4, Funny)
/me Slaps Terrorists around with a Fish
Re:Cute application, but why? (Score:2, Funny)
Yep, it sure is in the union regulations. I have the regulation manual right here and on page 29 titled section 219- paragraph A- subsection S, it says that in order for a child apprentice to become a legitimate terrorist, it has to take the diaper off their ass and put it on their head. When the diaper is full of shit again, it gets called a turban and they are bona fide terrorists subject to wages of scale until they die.
Re:*CUE* the 'frickin laser' jokes (Score:2, Funny)
....I don't know why I'm fixing this
Tested under MSVS2008
#include <string>
#include <queue>
int main(void)
{
std::queue<std::string> Q;
Q.push("Need more frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads!");
Q.push("mutated sea bass?");
Q.push("Well, it's a start");
return 0x2A;
}