CmdrTaco from the no-not-like-that dept.
Taco Cowboy writes "British scientists have found a mechanism within our gene sequence that allows the growing of a new head — with brains, etc. The gene is tentatively known as smed-prep, and the information contained in smed-prep also makes the new cells appear in the right place and organise themselves into working structures."
"If there isn't a population problem, why is the government putting cancer in
-- the elder Steptoe, c. 1970