Endangered Species Condoms 61
The Center for Biological Diversity wants to help put a polar bear in your pants with their endangered species condom campaign. They hope that giving away 100,000 free Endangered Species Condoms across the country will highlight how unsustainable human population growth is driving species to extinction, and instill the sexual prowess of the coquí guajón rock frog, nature's most passionate lover, in the condom users. From the article: "To help people understand the impact of overpopulation on other species, and to give them a chance to take action in their own lives, the Center is distributing free packets of Endangered Species Condoms depicting six separate species: the polar bear, snail darter, spotted owl, American burying beetle, jaguar, and coquí guajón rock frog."
Someone didn't think this through.... (Score:4, Funny)
Won't these species just become extinct if they can't successfully reproduce?
These'll look great on my collectibles shelf (Score:1, Funny)
Hell knows I'll have no reason to use them.
Oh, anything we can do to help (Score:1, Funny)
I bet they can raise even more money by making the condoms out of endangered species.
Re:Any real stories today? (Score:3, Funny)
No kidding. I don't trust anything at all on here today. It hasn't seemed this bad since the late 90s.
Do not want. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Someone didn't think this through.... (Score:5, Funny)
real men..... (Score:2, Funny)
A real man would insist on condoms actually made from the tissues of the endangered animals (a la "lambskin" condoms)!
Re:Awesome for extinction fetishists (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Fuck that (Score:2, Funny)
You DID catch the part where they're condoms, right?
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recycle (Score:3, Funny)
Don't forget to recycle, and re-use these condoms.
(something comes to mind about how to recycle a condom: "you just have to shake the f*ck out of it")
Re:That's nothing! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Awesome for extinction fetishists (Score:3, Funny)