Gonorrhea As the Next Superbug 456
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from the lord-have-mrsa dept.
from the lord-have-mrsa dept.
WrongSizeGlass writes "Reuters is reporting that Gonorrhea risks becoming a superbug: 'The sexually transmitted disease gonorrhea risks becoming a drug-resistant "superbug" if doctors do not devise new ways of treating it, a leading sexual health expert said.'"
Re:I've got the cure (Score:5, Funny)
You must live a dull life.
Re:I've got the cure (Score:5, Funny)
My cure is posting on slashdot.
On the bright side (Score:5, Funny)
No one on slashdot will ever be exposed.
Re:I've got the cure (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I've got the cure (Score:4, Funny)
You must be new here.
Let us clap (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What? (Score:5, Funny)
Well there is your problem: DONT LICK ANYONE WITH GONORRHEA.
Socially Fucked (Score:5, Funny)
While on this line of thought, I would liken using Norton to wearing 8 condoms, all which having been poked with a needle, and Spybot Search & Destroy being the "Pull-Out" contraceptive method, and disconnecting from the internet altogether being like a hysterectomy. Unfortunately, we can't forget Live OneCare, which is like wrapping it with toilet paper, drinking a fifth of tequila, taking two viagras, and then wandering around Mexico City.
What was my point again?
Re:I've got the cure (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I've got the cure (Score:5, Funny)
Re:On the bright side (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Exercise some self-discipline and keep... (Score:5, Funny)
An STD the next super-bug? (Score:5, Funny)
Clearly, the geeks shall inherit the Earth.
Re:Exercise some self-discipline and keep... (Score:1, Funny)
I wholeheartedly agree.
As a Slashdot reader, I feel I am uniquely situated to speak about abstinence, because unlike all those hypocritical politicians, I obviously practice what I preach. In my experience the best way to avoid getting gonorrhea is to live in your mother's basement and play World of Warcraft.
There's only one thing you have to be careful about: you mustn't let your mother come down there. After a while you get pretty desperate.
Re:Exercise some self-discipline and keep... (Score:2, Funny)
Sorry, did you say something? I was too busy having sex, which I, being a youth, do constantly.
Re:I've got the cure (Score:5, Funny)
a leading sexual health expert
Translation: virgin.
Re:I've got the cure (Score:3, Funny)
Just lay off the Salsa Cookies and you'll be fine.
Oh yeah...Windmill Cookies too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpAzvKt_8lk [youtube.com]
Mod Parent Up!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Where were you when I had mod points? ... that's not such a good question, is it.
Re:I've got the cure (Score:1, Funny)
you get to eat candy every day?
Re:Mod Parent Up!!! (Score:5, Funny)
How is this news for nerds? (Score:2, Funny)
How is this news for nerds?
Being nerd protects me quite well from such diseases. Is this some sort of appeal from non-nerds for our help?
Re:I've got the cure (Score:5, Funny)
correct you need 2 - with some chilli paste between them.
:D
that way one of you will know if you develop a leak
Re:What? (Score:3, Funny)
i would not recommend licking Gonorrhea.
Re:Exercise some self-discipline and keep... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I've got the cure (Score:5, Funny)
Go back to church dickhead.
And you think priests don't have Gonorrhea?
Re:I've got the cure (Score:2, Funny)
only in the literal sense
Re:Wow (Score:5, Funny)
Not very hard.
That's what she said
Re:Darwin Or Nature's Reset Button? (Score:4, Funny)
Well, depending on how the tenant pays the rent...
Re:probiotics for the vagina (Score:3, Funny)
To paraphrase my doc (who also happens to be a good friend of mine): I studied med, so I could get my hand at the more interesting drugs legally.
There's your reason why they spend a decade in college.
Re:Wow (Score:3, Funny)
Oh no she didn't!
*snaps fingers*
Re:I've got the cure (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I've got the cure (Score:4, Funny)
Yogurt... (Score:1, Funny)
A guy catches a STD. He goes to MD and doc prescribes him "yogurt therapy" - he is to dip his dick into yogurt for 15 minutes twice a day and additionally, after every sexual intercourse. One day, he does a prostitute. After they are done, he sits on the edge of bed, pours a glass of yogurt and starts his procedure. She looks in disbelief and says: "You learn something new each day. I've been in the business for ten years and I find out just now that it's refilled like a fountain pen!"
Re:Technically (Score:4, Funny)