First Collisions At the LHC 256
An anonymous reader writes "At 1:06 p.m. Central European Summer Time (CEST) today, the first protons collided at 7 TeV in the Large Hadron Collider. These first collisions, recorded by the LHC experiments, mark the start of the LHC's research program."
Surprised (Score:5, Funny)
I'm quite suprised that I can reach Slashdot's server now that Earth is destroyed and gone.
obligatory (Score:1, Funny)
http://www.nulleando.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/freeman.jpg [nulleando.com.ar]
http://www.rodrigoflausino.com.br/wp-content/imagens/games/half_life/half_life_lhc_02.jpg [rodrigoflausino.com.br]
Re:Surprised (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This may be the biggest experiment of all (Score:5, Funny)
Coincidence (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Higgs (Score:3, Funny)
How about now?
I had this image in my head of them finding it in the first collision and then shutting down this hugely expensive experiment as redundant now that the HB was found.
Re:Resources (Score:5, Funny)
The live webcams are also worth checking out:
'Camera 7: looking at the Underground Experimental Cavern from the Saleve side.'
'Camera 8: looking out of the window of the 1st Floor of the SCX building that houses the CMS Control room.'
http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html [cyriak.co.uk]
Re:Surprised (Score:3, Funny)
I'm quite suprised that I can reach Slashdot's server now that Earth is destroyed and gone.
Welcome to Cachedot.org, impaledsunset. Your new user ID is '6'. May all your sunsets be impaled.
Re:Excellent news! (Score:5, Funny)
P.S. The labs down the hall that participate in the collaboration will be partying tonight :)
You can tell because they have undone an extra button on their lab coats, and are drinking full-sugar coke.
First collisions...not involving a baguette (Score:5, Funny)
More than 1h of stable beam... (Score:2, Funny)
...and no blackhole yet !
http://mediaarchive.cern.ch/MediaArchive/Photo/Public/2010/1003062/1003062_07/1003062_07-A4-at-144-dpi.jpg :)
MIT Ph.D now out of work (Score:5, Funny)
Hangs up his orange suit and crowbar.
Re:Surprised (Score:5, Funny)
Phew. Solved that whole cat dilemma, then.
Re:This may be the biggest experiment of all (Score:5, Funny)
I wonder if they will go the Dark Matter/Energy way, and simply call the universe wrong. ^^
First Collisions at the LHC (Score:4, Funny)
Whoever it was, I hope they're insured.
Re:Surprised (Score:3, Funny)
All the other versions of you in all the other branches of spacetime are toast. The only branch of spacetime where you can still reach Slashdot's server is this one where you got really lucky.
Ah. The many-trolls hypothesis.
Re:We hit 7 TeV, but how much more to go? (Score:3, Funny)
Definitely introverts. I've sat and talked to rocks all day long, and they hardly ever say a thing back. Talk about shy. Way different than daisies - those things never stop chattering. Total extroverts. (What's that you say, Mr. Day-Glo Green Squirrel? Another tab of acid? Oh, I really couldn't. Well, okay, if you're sure there's enough for everyone.)
Re:Antichrist!! (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, a pigeon with a piece of bread just doesn't seem to measure up to Old Testament standards.