2010 AL30, Asteroid Or Space Junk, To Pay a Close Visit 136
astroengine writes "A near-Earth object that could be manmade has just been discovered hurtling toward us. On Wednesday (Jan. 13), an object called 2010 AL30 will fly by Earth at a distance of just 130,000 km (80,000 miles). That's only one-third of the way from here to the moon, i.e. very close. It will miss us, and if it did hit us, it wouldn't do any damage anyway, but I managed to pick up on some chatter between planetary scientists and found out that the 'asteroid,' or whatever it is, gives us a new standard: a 10-meter-wide asteroid can be detected two days before it potentially hits Earth. A pretty useful warning if you ask me."
VGER (Score:4, Funny)
V*GER is coming home!
Two days? (Score:4, Funny)
Nobody asked you, thanks. (Score:4, Funny)
Oblig. Futurama reference (Score:2, Funny)
So should we send another ball of garbage to deflect it?
Colonel, you better have a look at this radar... (Score:5, Funny)
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
We should get ready for Dr. Evil...
Re:VGER (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Two days? (Score:3, Funny)
Not much of a sodding warning. Can you stock up & get to high ground/underground in two days?
...humm you could get high...
Re:Two days? (Score:3, Funny)
I was hoping to have some hot young chick let me kiss her bum goodbye
Re:2 days? (Score:4, Funny)
...wildly accelerated away in a hyperbole
How apropos - "wildly accelerated" is hyperbole. Oh you mean "hyperbola".
Re:Nobody asked you, thanks. (Score:4, Funny)
Scientician? WTF?
Ah:
"According to The Simpsons, a "scientician" is "a scientist with questionable credentials who publicly supports spurious hypotheses."
Re:That's your own fault (Score:5, Funny)
I have lots of neighbours. They should last for months.
Re:Oblig. Futurama reference (Score:3, Funny)