New Research Suggests G-Spot Doesn't Exist 392
krou writes to tell us that according to a new study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, a team from King's College London has found no evidence to suggest that the G-Spot actually exists, and they believe it may be a myth encouraged by magazines and sex therapists. The study performed is the largest of its kind, including some 1,800 women, and still was unable to find meaningful proof. Of course, the studies were probably all led by men, who everyone knows can't find the G-Spot anyway.
I'm confused (Score:3, Funny)
Is this article on slashdot for the three of us women? Or are there more women lurking than we knew about?
Slashdot agrees... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Vaginas on /. (Score:2, Funny)
If you are coming (as a man, and as a hint for slashdot's girls), stimulating the area between your balls and asshole makes your orgasm a lot more powerful. It's even possible to come just by stimulating that area, without touching your dick (I've done it).
TMI
[Smirk] (Score:3, Funny)
Good thing we on Slashdot found out about this. Now all of us experts on this topic can go back to our normal lives now that we know why that one wasn't working. [/smirk]
I know where my wifes g-spot is (Score:5, Funny)
It is in my back right pocket, shaped suspiciously like my wallet.
Re:Slashdot agrees... (Score:2, Funny)
Well being I haven't inserted the head on my shoulders into a vagina lately I would have to agree.
This is science? (Score:5, Funny)
The dumb thing about this study is that they ask women if they have a G-spot.
Shit, with that methodology and the right sample population I can prove that men don't have prostate glands or spleens.
Re:Vaginas on /. (Score:5, Funny)
WAY TMI. My eyes bleed.
Re:I'm confused (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm confused (Score:5, Funny)
hi baby, how you doin'?
Re:Placebo effect is just fine thanks (Score:5, Funny)
It's amazing how much crap is going on in their heads during sex.
What?! (Score:5, Funny)
*sigh*
For a minute there, I thought I'd found my new dream job. "Now, tell me if this makes you have an orgasm. Don't worry, it's for science."
Re:This is science? (Score:5, Funny)
"The women in the study, who were all pairs of identical and non-identical twins, were asked whether they had a G-spot."
"If one did exist, it would be expected that both identical twins, who have the same genes, would report having one."
STAND BACK! I'M GOING TO TRY PSEUDOSCIENCE!
Re:Hillariously Flawed Study (Score:4, Funny)
teehee...stimulus bill.
Really on Slashdot? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Slashdot agrees... (Score:5, Funny)
So this lady goes to the drugstore and tells the pharmacist guy there that her husband has dandruff, and what can she do about it. He says "give him some Head and Shoulders". She thinks for a second and says "how do you give shoulder"?
Bada-bing.
Rim Shot! (Score:3, Funny)
A: I don't know, but I had it on the tip of my tongue just a moment ago.
Re:Vaginas on /. (Score:4, Funny)
WAY TMI. My eyes bleed.
So do vaginas.
Re:This is science? (Score:5, Funny)
If it gets you 900 twins to test for if they have a g-spot, and you will personally conduct that test, the plan is perfect.
Slashdot close to home... (Score:5, Funny)
WIFE: That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit at the computer and fart all night.
Re:Placebo effect is just fine thanks (Score:5, Funny)
That, my friend, is what alcohol is for
Shhhhhhhh! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I know where my wifes g-spot is (Score:5, Funny)
And I suppose she carries your balls around in her purse?
Re:My Wife Thinks it Exists (Score:5, Funny)
wife? vagina?? orgasms?
checks the address bar
Re:Vaginas on /. (Score:5, Funny)
My eyes bleed.
You're doing it wrong. The GP said asshole not eye sockets.
Re:I'm confused (Score:5, Funny)
I take off my wizard robe and hat.
Re:Placebo effect is just fine thanks (Score:5, Funny)
Sure, but to be fair, compared to our minds during sex, a pet rock has more going on mentally.
Re:Vaginas on /. (Score:5, Funny)
Any women who haven't had it explored, drop me a line. :)
I suppose that's the downside of posting anonymously...
help (Score:5, Funny)
OK, with all of the suggestions here, I am SO CLOSE to finding my G-spot and I just need a bit of help.
So I've got two fingers in (relax guys, I am legal, just turned 19 last week), and curled backward to do the 'come here' sign, but backwards, since I am doing this to myself. I am almost two inches in, and it is starting to feel good, but my fingers are short. My question is this: Should I try to go deeper by inserting a third finger, or will this just make my thumb jamb up against my balls?
Re:help (Score:3, Funny)
To quote George Carlin (Score:2, Funny)
I always wanted to work in a deli, just so a woman would come in and ask me to give her some tongue. Then I could tell her, "sorry, I don't get off until 5:00!" Then she'd tell me "I don't get off at all, that's why I'm looking to buy some tongue!"
Thank you very much; I'm here all week. Try the veal.
Re:Placebo effect is just fine thanks (Score:4, Funny)
A Middle Eastern country is like a woman. In the short term you plan well and enter targeting sensitive areas. In the long run of course you're stuck with a costly occupation and getting away eventually costs you half your stuff.
Test that Myth! (Score:2, Funny)
Sure it exists (Score:1, Funny)
It's called a 3 karat diamond.
Re:Really on Slashdot? (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, you forgot "Soviet Russia" jokes
In Soviet Russia, G spots you!
There. We are mathematically complete.
Re:Placebo effect is just fine thanks (Score:4, Funny)
Of course, Bill "Cigar" Clinton didn't help matters much either with his antics and subsequent representation after the fact, which can tend to influence an entire generation as well.
Dude, remember to whom [heraldinteractive.com] he's married to.
I call Bullshit (Score:4, Funny)
I call bullshit on this article.
I found it right here. [wendys.com]
And I quote:
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...
If Wendy's got one, then every woman with a hot and juicy does!
Re:Placebo effect is just fine thanks (Score:3, Funny)
Well...date enough chicks over the years and I think you'll come to agree that most of them have some kind of a problem.
Re:Vaginas on /. (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:Vaginas on /. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:help (Score:1, Funny)
shit just works.
Re:Hillariously Flawed Study (Score:2, Funny)