More on the Waterworld Goldilocks Planet 107
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from the wouldn't-wanna-live-there dept.
from the wouldn't-wanna-live-there dept.
goldilocksmission writes with this snippet from Goldilocks Mission: "News spread recently about a super-earth-sized planet that has been recently discovered to contain one of the most essential compounds for life to exist in the universe: water. ... GJ1214b is a massive planet that can house about six earths and is about forty light-years away from us. ... The significant discovery leap of detecting Gliese 581d to the more goldilocks planet oriented GJ1214b is a testament to the advances in the technology of detecting earth-like exoplanets."
Re: one of the most essential compounds for life (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Goldilocks? (Score:4, Funny)
I don't get the Goldilocks reference. Is it because this planet is "just right"? If so, shouldn't it be called the Baby Bear planet?
If you find a baby bear planet you're probably about to be mauled by a mama bear planet.
Re:Goldilocks? (Score:1, Funny)
Maybe it's because like Goldilocks, we'll go in and still all of their resources.
something I could not figure out about waterworld (Score:5, Funny)
Re:nothing new here (Score:5, Funny)
Re:something I could not figure out about waterwor (Score:3, Funny)
Peeing into a Mr. Coffee shouldn't have yielded drinkable water either.
What a misleading title (Score:2, Funny)
Re:something I could not figure out about waterwor (Score:4, Funny)
Peeing into a Mr. Coffee shouldn't have yielded drinkable water either.
Evidently you've never woken up the morning after a frat party.
I'll say it... (Score:5, Funny)
The real question on everyone's mind is when can we start having sex with the exotic natives?
Re: one of the most essential compounds for life (Score:2, Funny)
There should totally be an x-prize for discovering a beer planet.
Actually... (Score:4, Funny)
With six times the mass of earth and subsequently higher gravity, any bi-pedal life from that evolves there will most certianly be able to kick your average human's ass.
UFC will never be the same.
Re:I'll say it... (Score:1, Funny)
You first, my good man. We sincerely await your forthcoming J. Astrobio. paper, "Surprising Prevalence of Vaginal Dentata Amongst Tripedal Natives of GJ 1214" .
Re:Actually... (Score:1, Funny)
Indeed UFC will now be two aliens rolling around on the floor doing something that could be fighting or could be mating.
Waterworld Goldilocks? (Score:1, Funny)
I was half expecting Kevin Costner with long blonde hair.