Anti-Smoking Vaccine Is Nearing the Market 237
eldavojohn writes "Almost 6 years ago we discussed a vaccine to help people quit smoking as it entered human clinical trials. Now it looks like the finishing touches have been put on a deal that will go into effect once phase III testing of the drug now called NicVAX is completed. NicVAX was developed by Nabi Biopharmaceuticals, who have agreed to license it to GlaxoSmithKline Biologicals; it is expected to complete phase III testing successfully. Others have fallen short of this goal, in pursuit of a smoking-cessation market expected to hit $4.6 billion worldwide by 2016. Nabi has also sold an experimental vaccine for staph infections; and in 2008 we discussed news of a cocaine vaccine."
?.?.? eh (Score:3, Funny)
Step 4, Anti-Smoking Vaccine ...
Step 5, Profit!
Step 8, Anti(Anti-Smoking) Vaccine
Step 9, Profit!
Finally, something to deal with anti-smoking (Score:4, Funny)
Like H1N1 vaccines, this anti-smoking vaccine will help eradicate anti-smoking once and for all, along with all the ill effects it's caused. People will be able to stop worrying about anti-smoking when around other people.
(Brought to you by the people who brought you cooler temperatures, larger sizes, wider width shoes, and cheaper price tags.)
So, this new vaccine... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Easyway (Score:1, Funny)
Side-effects (Score:5, Funny)
Vaccine (Score:3, Funny)
My vaccine for both tobacco addiction and alcoholism was marijuana. True story.
Re:Or (Score:5, Funny)
Kind of reminds me of a friend of mine's first foray into quitting smoking. He declared that he was only going to smoke when he was drinking. He did very well with that...the only problem was he ended up getting drunk twice a day.
I was already vaccinated (Score:3, Funny)
I was already vaccinated when I was a kid. My father said, "so help me God, if you ever smoke I will kick your a$$." He meant it too.