Giant Rift In Africa Will Create a New Ocean 168
Hugh Pickens writes "Researchers at the University of Rochester believe that a 35-mile rift in the desert of Ethiopia will likely become a new ocean in a million years or so, connecting the Red Sea with the Gulf of Aden. Using newly gathered seismic data, researchers have reconstructed how the rift tore open along its entire 35-mile length in just days. Dabbahu, a volcano at the northern end of the rift, erupted first, then magma pushed up through the middle of the rift area and began 'unzipping' the rift in both directions. 'We know that seafloor ridges are created by a similar intrusion of magma into a rift, but we never knew that a huge length of the ridge could break open at once like this,' says Cindy Ebinger, professor of earth and environmental sciences at the University of Rochester. The results show that highly active volcanic boundaries along the edges of tectonic ocean plates may suddenly break apart in large sections, instead of in bits, as the leading theory had previously held. The sudden large-scale events pose a much more serious hazard to populations living near the rift than would several smaller events."
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After a while* you'll be sitting on a goldmine!
(* definition of "while" might be different in your state)
"In a million years or so" (Score:5, Funny)
Nothing to see here folks... move along. Come back in a million years or so.
What's next? Another story about Duke Nukem Forever?
Rising Sea Levels (Score:5, Funny)
There's the answer to rising sea levels... Divert the water into what will eventually become an ocean basin anyway.
Re:Noah's flood and a massive deluge (Score:3, Funny)
It's going to be even more interesting than that. The area is reatively close to the shore, and the pit is actually volcanic. Guess what happens when a big mass of water spills over and enters the pit.. Well, it's a shame this is Ethiopia and not Nigeria, because if it were the latter, it would be raining scammers after the massive steam explosion that is bound to happen there...
Meanwhile... (Score:3, Funny)
"M'gulu gulu mulugu lugulugu" (*)
"lugulugu um'gulu lulu?"
"gugu"
"gugu lulu gugu?"
"gugu kaboom"
(*) Translation:
"There's something very important I forgot to tell you."
"What?"
"Don't cross the streams."
"Why?"
"It would be bad."
New ocean connecting what now? (Score:4, Funny)
Wow! This is a revolution [wikipedia.org]!
Re:Scam coming in your inbox today! (Score:1, Funny)
And new waters for Somali Pirates. This will solve [venganza.org] global warming problem.
Surfin' Ethiopia! (Score:5, Funny)
If everybody had an ocean
Across the desert sands,
Then everybody'd be surfin'
Like Ethiop-I-A
You'd see 'em wearin' their baggies
Huarachi sandals, too
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin' Africa.
Re:"In a million years or so" (Score:2, Funny)
Re:New ocean connecting what now? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Noah's flood and a massive deluge (Score:1, Funny)
much as zombie stories arise today from a plausible fear of Republicans
Republicans, you say?
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