Indian Tiger Park Now Tiger-Free 170
Panna National Park is now officially tiger free making it the second Indian tiger sanctuary to no longer have a tiger population. A census was conducted in the park, after authorities reported no Bengal Tiger sightings for a long time. Three years ago the park had a population of 24 tigers; however, none were found this year. Forest minister Rajendra Shukla is optimistic about the news and says, "Panna is our only park which has lost on this count. Three of state's reserve forests — Kanha, Bandhavgarh and Pench — have been adjudged among the best managed tiger reserves in the country."
Tiger-free tiger park... (Score:5, Funny)
How do you say "you're doing it wrong" in their local language?
Re:Tiger-free tiger park... (Score:5, Funny)
Tiger Park
you keep saying these words....i do not think they mean what you think they mean
Coincidentally... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Electronic tracking? (Score:4, Funny)
They haven't deployed their multi-billion ID cards to the tigers yet....
Tony the Tiger says... (Score:1, Funny)
They're....GOOOONNNNE!!
(No, really, this is awful news)
Re:What the fuck (Score:5, Funny)
1. Setup Tiger farm
2. Economic crisis
3. Sell to Chinese herbalist
4. Profit.
Re:Tiger-free tiger park... (Score:5, Funny)
How do you say "you're doing it wrong" in their local language?
"Please hold while we bring up your account"
Tiger park profit (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe this explains why... (Score:3, Funny)
I haven't seen Tony the Tiger ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_the_Tiger [wikipedia.org] ) for a while on TV.
Maybe he is from that Park and he has just vanished... ;-(
Re:The Tiger (Score:5, Funny)
Given that I'm a strong environmentalist my bias is unabashedly strong, but as a confirmed atheist even I can say that if we loose this species by way of our ignorance and greed we may have grounds for establishing original sin in our kind.
Depending where you loose it, it is probably a crime as well.
Re:Tiger-free tiger park... (Score:3, Funny)
Is it anything like a Car Park?
I can't help but imagine dozens of sleeping tigers lined up in rows.
rock (Score:5, Funny)
Turns out Lisa's rock really did work.
Cheese shop (Score:5, Funny)
Not much of a cheese shop, is it?
Re:What the fuck (Score:5, Funny)
Q1. Why do elephants paint their 'nads red ?
A1. So they can hide in cherry trees.
Q2. What's the loadest sound in the jungle ?
A2. A giraffe eating cherries.
Free as in beer (Score:3, Funny)
Is this one of the 4 Freedoms I keep hearing about ?
Well thats a relief.. (Score:3, Funny)
Tigers are clearly a danger to the parks visitors so the new visitor safety campaign appears to be a great success and tourists can now roam freely around the tiger park without worrying that they or their children might become a tiger snack.
Aww come on, (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Cheese shop (Score:2, Funny)
I'm sure it is very clean, being uncontaminated by tigers and all.
Re:What the fuck (Score:1, Funny)
"Sacred Tiger Penis" (WARNING: may contain nuts.)
Re:What the fuck (Score:1, Funny)
I've actually had some very good experiences with human horn.
Umm... (Score:2, Funny)
> Three years ago the park had a population of 24 tigers, however none were found this year.
In a completely unrelated story, 24 flabulously wealthy men around the world are suing an undisclosed business because they were not actually able to get erections after taking a certain hideously expensive medicine.