Stoned Wallabies Make Crop Circles 104
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from the trippity-hop dept.
from the trippity-hop dept.
It's the tripnaut! writes "The BBC reports that Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around 'as high as a kite', a government official has said. 'The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles,' says Lara Giddings, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania. 'Then they crash,' she added."
Re:Who hops around on opium? (Score:5, Funny)
Obviously, the government official was high too.
Hrm (Score:5, Funny)
Why do I get this scary image......... (Score:2, Funny)
of Pauly Shore in a Kangaroo suit?
Re:Who hops around on opium? (Score:3, Funny)
Who hops around on opium?
Marsupials. Duh.
But seriously, it could easily have a different effect on a different species. I don't know what effect a wallaby's naturally occurring endorphins have on them... maybe the sense of euphoria makes them excited and jumpy instead of lazy?
Re:Who hops around on opium? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hrm (Score:5, Funny)
Sex is like pizza: even when it's bad it's still pizza.
Re:If there animals are getting high (Score:1, Funny)
PM: Dr., im very anxious.
DR: Whats the prob, sir?
PM: I cant get any pot! This is very stressfull
DR: No worries, my son, this is California.
Re:If there animals are getting high (Score:5, Funny)
I didn't smoke because I wanted to maintain my memory.
Now that I am over 40, it turns out I'm loosing my memory anyways.
Re:Next on Fox: When Animals get High (Score:5, Funny)
Jeebus. I would not want to be the guy tasked with taking away the bears' booze.