Cassini Spots Geysers On Saturn's Moon Enceladus 107
An anonymous reader writes "Huge geysers on Saturn's moon Enceladus may be fed by a salty sea below its surface, boosting the odds of extraterrestrial life in our own Solar System."
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire
Implications of this finding are profound (Score:5, Funny)
It means that if we find some kind of intelligent shrimp on Enceladus we will be able to eat them without adding salt.
Re:Implications of this finding are profound (Score:4, Funny)
Mmm. You can really taste the sentience, can't you?
Re:Good news (Score:4, Funny)
Good riddance.
Don't let the Van Allen Belt hit you in the ass on the way out.
Re:Why not create our own ET life? (Score:3, Funny)
"Maybe it's something we can transplant?"
Re:change the headline (Score:2, Funny)
Are these similar to the methane geysers which were found recently to shoot out of Uranus ?
Enchiladas (Score:3, Funny)
Did anyone else read that as Moon Enchiladas?
Mmmm.. Moon enchiladas...
Re:change the headline (Score:1, Funny)
It is people like you, that give the people like me, that believe in God AND Evolution AND the possibility of life on other planets, a bad name...
Are you referring to "Anonymous Coward"?
Re:Ohhh the Straits Times! (Score:3, Funny)
WHY NOT GO DIRECTLY TO THE SOURCE!?
Thus far, both the Cassini probe and Enceladusians have not responded to my requests for interviews.
Re:Ohhh the Straits Times! (Score:1, Funny)
This cracked me up int the article, "...hundreds of kilometres (miles) into space,..". Since when did miles and kilometers become interchangeable? Might have as well put the word 'kilometers' in the parenthesis...
Re:Why not create our own ET life? (Score:2, Funny)
"You KNOW what she'll SAY..."
Re:Which System? (Score:3, Funny)
Brutus's Rule: Never correct an 800 pound guorilla in the use or spelling of words.
That's Brutus' Rule, and Gorilla, Brutus.
8-)