Better Living Through Nukes? 432
perkonis writes "So, you've got 23,000 nukes laying about and no one to use them on. What to do with them? Well, you blow up stuff for fun and profit. Some of the ideas range from good on paper (such as mining oil shale) to just downright bad (such as making a new Panama Canal). Making a big ditch by blowing up nukes — what could possibly go wrong?"
Ideas (Score:5, Funny)
Mutants anyone? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is an old idea (Score:5, Funny)
"Radioactive waste is dangerous and toxic so we need a safe way of disposing of it without the possibility of it leaking into the ground. I propose pumping it into the ground."
Sell them for cash, lots of it. (Score:5, Funny)
pickle 'em? (Score:5, Funny)
I don't get what the big deal is. How can they lead to healthy living? They don't exactly have a lot of nutritional value---just a smidgeon of vitamin C. Don't get me wrong; they are yummy and all---especially the hot house variety, with fewer seeds and the flavor...oh, the flavor is wonderful.
Wha? Oh. *N*ukes.
Sorry.
Re:what I thought was interesting. (Score:4, Funny)
Mutant bass? With lasers?
I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Global cooling (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Horrible idea. (Score:5, Funny)
You must be new here. Stick around; I'm sure something dumber, more henious or dangerous will be posted soon - probably by a reader!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to cook and dye some Easter eggs so I can leave them out for hours in the warn weather for kids to find tomorrow...
Great!!! This will be the greatest... (Score:1, Funny)
4th of July EVER!!!
Geothermal Boreholes! (Score:3, Funny)
You puncture a big hole in the earth's crust, and let the ocean flow in. You use the electrical output from the turbines to re-smelt the turbines (because they get coated with salt), and you use the steam as fresh water.
well if we're talk FUN and profit (Score:4, Funny)
you have to implement all these schemes from orbit
its the only way to be sure
Re:Been tried, major fail (Score:5, Funny)
What if these results in some sort of mutant PETA/Greenpeace/Harbor monster?! It might protest us to death!
Re:I don't know if someone proposed this but... (Score:4, Funny)
Can we do that to California?
If a wide enough opening is made in the mountains between California and other desert states would it bring good climate change? If Arizona, Nevada, etc could be made lush I'd nuke 'em.
Winter (Score:2, Funny)
Mines, you say? (Score:2, Funny)
You mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Wouldn't that necessitate abandoning the so-called monogamous form of sexual relationship?
Re:I don't know if someone proposed this but... (Score:3, Funny)
To a geologist, this makes you sound about as stupid as the people who believe that California is going to fall off into the ocean the next time we have a large earthquake.
Hey. We can hope, can't we?
Re:I don't know if someone proposed this but... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Security and Radioactivity (Score:5, Funny)
and I don't trust your people more than the russian people.
The Hungarian army couldn't take over Heathrow Airport, so that's understandable.
Oh, you thought I was American?
Re:Security and Radioactivity (Score:5, Funny)
IANYourL. This post is my rambling, not legal advice. Do not rely on this post for any reason.
And here I was, about to use your profound insight to make life changing decisions. Pompous ass.
Re:I don't know if someone proposed this but... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I don't know if someone proposed this but... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Security and Radioactivity (Score:3, Funny)
Yes I can!
Re:Security and Radioactivity (Score:3, Funny)
I think you found the one joke they forgot to include in Fallout 3.
Re:I don't know if someone proposed this but... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Security and Radioactivity (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Security and Radioactivity (Score:4, Funny)
The Hungarian army couldn't take over Heathrow Airport, so that's understandable.
A lesser known fact is that they tried a few years ago, but are still waiting for their bags to arrive...
Re:Security and Radioactivity (Score:1, Funny)
you fucking Hippie, get with the program.
1) USA = the über, super most awesome, can't do anything wrong, best fucking country in the world ... no USA === World
2) Any country outside of USA borders is full of animals living in straw huts
3) Russia is a special case, they somehow turned a straw hut into a beeping gizmo and send it to God so it could circle around the USA AKA World so we hate them the most.
4) Mhhh, I think I could get rid of 2) and 3) and just have 4 say, everybody outside of the USA is a TERRORIST. That explains the moderation above.
Clear now? I sure fucking hope so!