Octopuses Have No Personalities and Enjoy HDTV 482
Whiteox writes about an Australian researcher named Renata Pronk, who has discovered that octopuses prefer HDTV. She recruited 32 gloomy octopuses from the waters of Chowder Bay. Previously, researchers have reported little success when showing video to octopuses. Miss Pronk's insight was that the octopus eye is so refined that it might see standard PAL video, at 25 fps, as a series of stills. She tried HDTV (50 fps) and her subjects reacted to the videos of a crab, another octopus, or a swinging bottle on the end of a string. A further discovery is that octopuses show no trait of individual personalities, even though they exhibit a high level of intelligence. It would certainly be possible to quibble about the definition of "personality" employed, and whether Miss Pronk had successfully measured it.
Sounds like... (Score:4, Funny)
...your standard geek.
What, too close to home? :)
How could they... (Score:4, Funny)
Only Australians would be cruel enough to give Vegemite to poor defenseless octopi.
"Octopuses Have No Personalities and Enjoy HDTV" (Score:5, Funny)
When I read that headline, I thought it applied to many of the people I know as well...
Correlation is not causation (Score:4, Funny)
I shall name my first child Renata Pronk (Score:5, Funny)
Did anyone read that as HGTV? (Score:3, Funny)
jdb2
Re:Personality (Score:5, Funny)
Octopusses announce Reseacher has no Personality (Score:5, Funny)
Oceanianica News (Deep under Chowder Bay): In an important press release today the octopuses involved in the Cowderbay Excursion report on their scientific excursion into the ape territory to assess the intelligence and personality of the horrific to look at four creatures with four limbs that only move on two of them that call themselves humans. The 32 members of the scientific team were specially trained in observational techniques that emphasized uniform behaviors so as to minimize the impact of their presence on the lower life forms being studied.
A four limbed creature who self identifies as "Miss Pronk" was extensively interviewed and examined. She attempted to use primitive externalized colored skin image projectors to get the 32 excursion members to react. Her primitive attempts at communication failed with what she called "PAL". Then the subject attempted to communicate using something she called "HDTV" by showing images of food. At the sight of a captive octopus the excursion members elected for a quick withdrawal back to the forward base camp in Chowder Bay (human's name for it). The members of the excursion ensured at all times to not reveal any individuality by using the uniform motion training instilled in all octopus from birth.
An assessment from the team after their safe return to Aquatica City was that the human subject lacked any personality during any of the tests. She failed to move on her two upper limbs and also failed to use her lower limbs except for moving about. In addition she had enclosed herself inside an flexible and rigid outer shell and refused all attempts to leave her shell so that we could examine her personality up close.
Naturally the humans require additional study. Under no circumstances should attempts be made to communicate with them until the safe return of the captive octopus hostages can be executed.
In addition it was discovered that while some humans have an additional appendage that is usually kept in the shell the human self identified as Miss Pronk failed to accept any of the advances by the others to have her interact with this appendage. For this reason we conclude that Miss Pronk has no personality.
Re:Sounds like... (Score:5, Funny)
...your standard geek.
Hey, I know tons of geeks with tons of personalities... just check their character sheets!
Octopuses Have No Personalities and Enjoy HDTV (Score:5, Funny)
So, in other words, they're just like most slashdotters?
Re:Personality (Score:1, Funny)
Error in TFA (Score:1, Funny)
Her name is actually ANITA. Anita Pronk.
Re:I shall name my first child Renata Pronk (Score:5, Funny)
poor boy...
All this talk of Octupus... (Score:2, Funny)
...made me really hungry!
No Personality? (Score:5, Funny)
I disagree [dailymotion.com].
Re:Correlation is not causation (Score:5, Funny)
People who don't understand statistics and scientific research methods, but like to pretend they are the smartest people on earth, love to say that phrase, just remember that.
I'm in good company, then. I'll remember that.
Btw, I only tried to be funny. Mabye I failed; we'll have to wait for the modding.
Those wacky austrailian octopi games ... (Score:5, Funny)
This almost seems like an Ig Nobel coming in early. But being that this is the holiday season, I'll bite, at the expense of our Australian folks.
She recruited 32 gloomy octopuses from the waters of Chowder Bay.
Um, not for me to peck around at Australian dialect, but I think the proper word would be incarcerated.
Previously, researchers have reported little success when showing video to octopuses.
WTF?!?! Austrailian scientists: "Hey, what should we do this afternoon?" "Ah, let's show some video to the octopi." Try "Buckaroo Banzai," I think that they will like that one. It's kinda funny, if you understand octopi humor. "Miami Vice" is right out.
She tried HDTV (50 fps) and her subjects reacted to the videos of a crab, another octopus, or a swinging bottle on the end of a string.
After this treatment, I'd grab for the bottle in an instant.
A further discovery is that octopuses show no trait of individual personalities, even though they exhibit a high level of intelligence.
Just the other day I tossed a chick out of the bed, and said, "You *really* have a great personality, but you are so cold and slimy."
Me too! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This will help HUMANS (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Correlation is not causation (Score:2, Funny)
People who don't understand statistics and scientific research methods, but like to pretend they are the smartest people on earth, love to say that phrase, just remember that.
So, there is a correlation, but that doesn't meant there is a...
Re:Personality (Score:5, Funny)
No, octopuses are not inherently evil. You are thinking of krakens.
Pronk! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sounds like... (Score:5, Funny)
I once met a guy who had to role a die to decide whether to laugh or cry.
Re:This will help HUMANS (Score:5, Funny)
Coz when the octopi rise up and enslave us, we will know how to curry favour with our new masters.
Mmmm, curried octopus...
Kinda like humans... (Score:5, Funny)
In other words, they are like 90%+ of the human population. Except for the high level of intelligence part, of course.
Re:Personality (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sounds like... (Score:5, Funny)
Ah, but were you showing them TV a lot? That tends to destroy even invertebrates'
personalities.
Re:Sounds like... (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, she heard that you killed the first one off after less than a year and thought "I'd better perform or he'll do me in, too!"
Maybe she was just a bad actor?
Re:How could they... (Score:5, Funny)
There is a long standing law in Australia, if a child doesn't eat vegemite, said child is fed to dingos.
Re:Lifespan isn't the most critical. (Score:5, Funny)
A good a quite developed communication system
...and that boys and girls, is the definition of irony.
Re:Personality (Score:2, Funny)
To make your intent clearer, you could have posted:
Correct! I just found out about this myself from a Linguistics major at UCLA who just happens to be my girlfriend. Which is to say: I have a girlfriend. Big me up.
Re:Tax dollars at work (Score:1, Funny)
That's kind of like being gang raped by every stockbroker on Wall Street and then complaining about the jism in your hair.
that's still a valid complaint, though.
Re:Sounds like... (Score:5, Funny)
It is...*rolls*...a pleasure to meet you!
Re:Personality (Score:0, Funny)
Is she a cunning linguist?
Re:Octopuses Have No Personalities and Enjoy HDTV (Score:5, Funny)
--
May your tentacles catch many turtles.
Re:Octopi are Awesome! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How could they... (Score:5, Funny)
"Octopuses," Miss Pronk said, "are very smart. I have seen my octopuses open Vegemite jars by unscrewing the lid.
No, no. If they were very smart, they wouldn't open a jar of Vegemite in the first place.
Re:Octopuses Have No Personalities and Enjoy HDTV (Score:3, Funny)
they like tentacle sex too, so specifically are like hentai anime otako slashdotters.
Re:No personality and likes HDTV? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Personality (Score:5, Funny)
...who can only breathe under water and then you put him in a field of broccoli, refusing to return him to the salty depths until he has picked five times his own body weight. There are few things will motivate a Mexican Octo-man to work harder than such an immediate threat to his mortality. During my days in the Raj we were sure to keep a few brine filled baths of Mexican Octo-men handy come the spring. Harvesting time is upon us, fetch the Mexicans, eh what!
Red Mage? (Score:5, Funny)
Is that you?
Re:Sounds like... (Score:3, Funny)
Reminds me of an old boyfriend (Score:4, Funny)
Sounds a bit like a guy I dated a few years back. He was all over me like an octopus, had no personality and lit up when he saw the latest technology.
But slashdot readers wouldn't be like that, would they !
Refresh rate (Score:3, Funny)
Getting answers to that question would go some way to determining wether it's the differing refresh rate of the image on the screens the octopi are seeing, or the actual framerate of the footage.
Everyone seems to be hung up with the framerate of the footage but forget that CRT & single chip DLP displays can have a noticable flicker whereas LCD (TFT), plasma (to some extent) & OLED are practically flicker free when a static image is being dispayed.
RON POCTOPUS!!! (Score:3, Funny)
RON POCTOPUS!!!
Re:Correlation is not causation (Score:5, Funny)
So if I understand you correctly you're saying that repeating that phrase decreases understanding of of statistics and scientific research methods?
No, correlation is not causation
I can do this all day...
Waste of money (Score:1, Funny)
This is what I hate about science. There are so many scientists who seek to know things which are so irrelevant that the only possible good the knowledge could do is satisfy some curiosity. I mean, really, what initiated this study? The article doesn't say.
The obvious answer to the question, 'why do octopuses react to HD t.v. and not SD' can easily be found through conjecture - 'because octopuses eyes are different than human eyes.' Lo and behold! That's what the study finds. The greater question is, why did anyone give a shit to begin with?
The personality tidbit is equally useless. First they fail to realize that if you want to pick up on personality traits you need to study a lifeform in its natural habitat. They tried to confuse the octopuses and succeeded. Big whoop.
Personality in animals - and by personality I don't mean "having repetition in your responses, for example, being consistently bold, or consistently shy, or consistently aggressive." I mean it as an ineffable idea which we, as humans, mutually understand. Predators and omnivores have personalities (people, cats, dogs) while herbavores do not (bunnies, cows). Hence why bunnies make terrible pets.
Re:Sounds like... (Score:3, Funny)
Obviously survival, not personality (Score:2, Funny)
I am sure an octopus has enough trouble just trying to survive in its habitat and find food to live. I am sure developing a personality is not high on it's priorities, so watching crab on TV would definitely pique it's interest because of the movement and it is a crab, which they must recognize.
The people on this site love articles about animals and robots for some reason. LOL I have to start reading the Apple section.
Re:Octopi are Awesome! (Score:1, Funny)
We should selectively breed some octopi for greater life span. They are beautiful and fascinating creatures and it would be wonderful if we had some longer lived ones to watch and spend time with.
What could possibly go wrong?
Re:Octopuses Have No Personalities and Enjoy HDTV (Score:3, Funny)
Ahh, that explains all the Slashdot Suggestion submissions wanting to replace the -1 Troll moderation option with -1 Squid.
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Re:Personality (Score:5, Funny)
Come to think of it, I think the plural of 'octopus' may be 'sushis'.
Re:Sounds like... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sounds like... (Score:5, Funny)
It was clearly a d10.
Sheesh.
Ironic... (Score:2, Funny)
Because usually it's the ones on TV without a personality!
I'll be here all week.
Re:I shall name my first child Renata Pronk (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Personality (Score:5, Funny)
Except in Japan, where all of them do ;).
Re:How could they... (Score:3, Funny)
No. The point is, vegemite jars gradually glue up real tight, and only octopuses can open them. That makes them smarter than us, because we make jars that we cannot open when the product is half used.
Nothing here says that the octopuses were eating the vegemite. Being smart creatures, they might have been feeding the vegemite to the scientists, or using it to grease their sport cars (vegemite looks surprisingly like automotive lubricant).
Re:Sounds like... (Score:3, Funny)
It is...*rolls*...a pleasure to meet you!
No, he means he role-plays a die, not that he rolls one.
Re:Sounds like... (Score:1, Funny)
yes, there are a lot of videos/pictures of the octopus and my vietnamese girlfriend, if you search in the right places. they had a *very* special friendship.
Re:Sounds like... (Score:5, Funny)
Guy: You wanna do it?
[ girl rolls dice ]
Girl: Nope...
Re:Sounds like... (Score:4, Funny)
What if i put on my robe and wizard hat?
Re:Sounds like... (Score:3, Funny)
Once, in the 5th grade, I did an experiment proving that green light made gerbils smarter.
Well, obviously. They're too dumb to stop when they come to a red light, and those ones get smooshed.
Re:Personality (Score:4, Funny)
not octo-pi
Yeah, that would be irrational.
Re:Sounds like... (Score:3, Funny)
What if i put on my robe and wizard hat?
[ girl rolls dice ]
Girl: Nope...