Scientists Discover Proteins Controlling Evolution 436
Khemisty writes "Evolutionary changes are supposed to take place gradually and randomly, under pressure from natural selection. But a team of Princeton scientists investigating a group of proteins that help cells burn energy stumbled across evidence that this is not how evolution works. In fact, their discovery could revolutionize the way we understand evolutionary processes. They have evidence that organisms actually have the ability to control their own evolution."
So here's the question ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So here's the question ... (Score:3, Funny)
I can see the spam now...
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AHA! (Score:5, Funny)
Big duh (Score:5, Funny)
How else do you think we were able to evolve this far in just 6,000 years? It wasn't that long ago that the only humans were a gullible man and a rib-woman!
Then why the.. (Score:1, Funny)
Then why the hell do I not have a power level over 9,000?
ID (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So here's the question ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So here's the question ... (Score:3, Funny)
The article says the proteins were correcting any imbalance imposed on them through artificial mutations, constantly restoring the chain to working order. If this is true I do not expect to see larger penises as the result. In fact, given the brain-penis balance displayed by your post the proteins should be working to reduce your penis size.
Ouch.
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Re:I'm still hoping that he was quoted wrong. (Score:5, Funny)
Exactly, which is why Crocoducks [freethoughtpedia.com] roam our streets, eating bananas [youtube.com] dipped in peanut butter [youtube.com] made by witches [youtube.com] and ergo God is a white guy in white robes with gold piping.
First X-Man! (Score:3, Funny)
That's right folks.. a mutant with the ability to first post!
Ok, so I still need to master it, but still.
Re:So here's the question ... (Score:4, Funny)
Nor even in my children since eggs are all created at a young age.
If you are looking at increasing your penis size I'm guessing you are male. So I don't see what eggs have to do with it.
Re:So here's the question ... (Score:5, Funny)
If the only thing keeping my penis small is a feedback loop
just a tip, you might want to check the box "Post Anonymously" next time you want to post some damning information about yourself.
Re:AHA! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:AHA! (Score:3, Funny)
Intelligent design!!!
This proves it! Mice have been behind everything all along!
Narf!
Re:So... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I'm still hoping that he was quoted wrong. (Score:1, Funny)
Aha! But you forgot one thing, my friend!
THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Re:So here's the question ... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So here's the question ... (Score:2, Funny)
The classic joke goes..
The man gets a call from a telemarketer promising to make his penis up to 9 iches using their revolutionary new technique.
so he says "I don't care how good your technique is, your not removing 3 inches from MY penis"! *crickets*
Hello?
Is this thing on?
Re:So here's the question ... (Score:5, Funny)
Nor even in my children since eggs are all created at a young age.
If you are looking at increasing your penis size I'm guessing you are male. So I don't see what eggs have to do with it.
While you may be auto-erotic, I prefer to reproduce using a female partner. Eggs are definitely required.
Re:Big duh (Score:1, Funny)
Uhm. Wow.
Someone with some intelligence, and a rational, even-keeled thought process.
Who would have thunk it?
Re:So here's the question ... (Score:1, Funny)
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So evolution is evolving. (Score:2, Funny)
I predict that the next big discovery will be that evolution is evolving is evolving.