White House Briefed On "Potential For Life" On Mars 610
Veeoh writes "FTA: It would appear that the US President has been briefed by Phoenix scientists about the discovery of something more 'provocative' than the discovery of water existing on the Martian surface. This news comes just as the Thermal and Evolved Gas Analyzer (TEGA) confirmed experimental evidence for the existence of water in the Mars regolith on Thursday."
Big and black (Score:5, Funny)
It's always provocative when you hear they spotted a big black monolith in the regolith.
His first response was probably to ask if this meant Jenna was pregnant.
woo (Score:5, Funny)
they found osama? (Score:2, Funny)
damn, he hid good!!
Already? (Score:5, Funny)
Right to (Kill) Life (Score:2, Funny)
If there's life, we can kill it. If there's been life for a long time, it's probably left an oily residue somewhere.
Prepare for the Space War I! Spreading democracy throughout the Solar System!
Amazing discovery (Score:2, Funny)
Sheesh (Score:5, Funny)
Potential life? (Score:5, Funny)
Finally an iron-clad reason to keep the Republicans from aborting Mars missions...
At least until we find actual life, when I guess they'll stop caring and start suggesting that such life invest in its own individual retirement plan.
Re:are the muslim? (Score:5, Funny)
Bush: What? The Martians have oil? Can we still extract the water to produce gasoiline?
First question by the President (Score:2, Funny)
Re:woo (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Right to (Kill) Life (Score:2, Funny)
Don't worry, I'm making the call to the Republican Space Rangers at this very moment!
Meanwhile... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Colour me confused (Score:5, Funny)
Heed my word, my brothers, for I have RTFA!
Mod parent down! Parent read the linked article and has an informed opinion. Alert! Alert!
Re:Obama for Mars? (Score:2, Funny)
That's Easy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Colour me confused (Score:0, Funny)
Duh, they've discovered OIL on Mars!
Missed opportunity (Score:5, Funny)
If they'd just spent a little more time thinking it through, they could probably have come up with something more appropriate like Field Aerosol Recognition Thermal Sensing Nonionic Interference Failtested Frankly Erotic Robot. The resulting acronym would, I am sure, have been more memorable.
Gore will be dancing (Score:2, Funny)
The found evidence of Martian Global Warming.
Re:Colour me confused (Score:5, Funny)
They found an image of Jesus in one of the soil samples.
Re:2008 just called... (Score:5, Funny)
Not at all. They're being kind and considerate. They know it's going to take him a lot longer to figure out than most people. It is really embarrassing when the "leader" of the "free world" doesn't get it.
Re:2008 just called... (Score:5, Funny)
2008 just called...[...]and all some people can do is keep hating the past.
2048 just called, and they want their time machine back. Also, I just hung up the phone with 1987 and they want their fucking stupid joke back.
Then the presidential cabinet convened (Score:3, Funny)
to discuss ways to combat Martian terrorism. President Bush said "The War on Martian Terrorism" has just begun. Billions will be needed for various agencies to fight against the interplanetary menace.
Re:Colour me confused (Score:4, Funny)
So what can be the big story they want to tell the President first?
My bet is that they've spent half a day trying to explain to him that "it's not butter"
Re:woo (Score:1, Funny)
Not now, batin'!
Re:woo (Score:5, Funny)
Does this mean enemies were discovered? (Score:2, Funny)
As a neocon, I demand to know if this encroaches on intelligent design as well.
Re:Big and black (Score:4, Funny)
Re:woo (Score:2, Funny)
Re:woo (Score:5, Funny)
I know you're joking, but Bush did find an error in some Fermilab calculations [theonion.com] a while back. Don't underestimate him.
Re:Colour me confused (Score:1, Funny)
So what can be the big story they want to tell the President first?
They found Slartibartfast's signature.
russians (Score:1, Funny)
They found a Russian colony!
Re:2008 just called... (Score:3, Funny)
Not really. They knew he'd need more time than the average person to comprehend the news, so they're giving him a little head start.
what a load of shit (Score:1, Funny)
someone tell me when this is exciting. The NAZI's have been on Mars since the 1950's.
Re:woo (Score:3, Funny)