NASA Plans Probe to the Sun 352
FudRucker writes "For more than 400 years, astronomers have studied the sun from afar. Now NASA has decided to go there. 'We are going to visit a living, breathing star for the first time,' says program scientist Lika Guhathakurta of NASA Headquarters. 'This is an unexplored region of the solar system and the possibilities for discovery are off the charts.'"
Wait. I saw this... (Score:5, Funny)
Can we (Score:5, Funny)
Sweet!! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Okay? (Score:5, Funny)
Solar Power (Score:5, Funny)
After all...It will be right next to the source.
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Re:Solar Power (Score:5, Funny)
replete... (Score:5, Funny)
Pack the sun cream.. (Score:5, Funny)
Think, then open mouth (Score:5, Funny)
off the charts (Score:3, Funny)
Oblig. (Score:5, Funny)
Bad project name (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Okay? (Score:2, Funny)
Predicted probe results: (Score:5, Funny)
2) A gigantic nuclear furnace, where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.
3) The sun is hot - the sun it not a place where we can live, but here on Earth there'd be no life without the light it gives.
"Bend over..." (Score:5, Funny)
Typical Government waste (Score:5, Funny)
Water on the sun? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Okay? (Score:5, Funny)
I guess I need to buy a pack of pencils and throw them in the freezer. I'll be rich overnight!
Re:isn't the corona really hot? (Score:3, Funny)
There's a better way! (Score:5, Funny)
In other news... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Okay? (Score:5, Funny)
But I guess if they can figure out how to bottle it and get it back to earth, then I guess that will change the whole "free as in beer" saying.
Re:Typical Government waste (Score:5, Funny)
Ahead of schedule?
Don't worry NASA is not stupid. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. (Score:2, Funny)
Results (Score:4, Funny)
I'll tell you where you can stick that probe! (Score:2, Funny)
Poorly titled article... (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah.
That would have grabbed my attention. Hott... with 2 t's.
On a serious note, I hope this will be a manned mission?
Oblig. Mr. Burns (Score:2, Funny)
Burns: No, not while my greatest nemesis still provides our customers with free light, heat and energy. I call this enemy...the sun.
Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing...block it out!
Re:It's not the heat, it's the humidity. (Score:2, Funny)
Earth: Good let us know when it is in position.
SunStarShip1: OK it is in position. Temperatures are dropping as we speak.
Earth: good. Carry out the tests. Then report back.
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10 hours later
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SunStarShip1: Earth, tests completed. We can now create cold fusion.
SunStarShip1: Earth?
SunStarShip1: Earth? come in Earth...
Re:there's no night on the sun (Score:5, Funny)
Day and night is caused by the rotation of the Earth.
Re:Okay? (Score:1, Funny)
What about Uranus? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Can we (Score:3, Funny)
Great Presidential Speeches (Score:5, Funny)
Re:there's no night on the sun (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Living and breathing? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:isn't the corona really hot? (Score:4, Funny)
And it radiates via what medium?
Luminiferous aether, of course. Ask a silly question...
Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:there's no night on the sun (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Okay? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:there's no night on the sun (Score:5, Funny)
Illustrating the value of a good explanation in science education!
Calvin: Why does the sun set?
Dad: It's because hot air rises. The sun's hot in the middle of the day, so it rises high in the sky. In the evening then, it cools down and sets.
Calvin: Why does it go from east to west?
Dad: Solar wind.
Calvin: Why does the sky turn red as the sun sets?
Dad: That's all the oxygen in the atmosphere catching fire.
Calvin: Where does the sun go when it sets?
Dad: The sun sets in the west. In Arizona actually, near Flagstaff. That's why the rocks there are so red.
Calvin: Don't the people get burned up?
Dad: No, the sun goes out as it sets. That's why it's dark at night.
Calvin: Doesn't the sun crush the whole state as it lands?
Dad: Ha ha, of course not. Hold a quarter up. See, the sun's just about the same size.
Calvin: I thought I read that the sun was really big.
Dad: You can't believe everything you read, I'm afraid.
Calvin: How come old photographs are always black and white? Didn't they have color film back then?
Dad: Sure they did. In fact, those old photographs are in color. It's just that the world was black and white then. The world didn't turn color until sometime in the 1930s, and it was pretty grainy color for a while, too.
Calvin: But then why are old paintings in color?! If the world was black and white, wouldn't artists have painted it that way?
Dad: Not necessarily. A lot of great artists were insane.
Calvin: But... But how could they have painted in color anyway? Wouldn't their paints have been shades of gray back then?
Dad: Of course, but they turned colors like everything else did in the '30s.
Calvin: So why didn't old black and white photos turn color too?
Dad: Because they were color pictures of black and white, remember?
Calvin: Dad, will you explain the theory of relativity to me? I don't understand why time goes slower at great speed.
Dad: It's because you keep changing time zones. See, if you fly to California, you gain three hours on a five-hour flight, right? So if you go at the speed of light, you gain more time, because it doesn't take as long to get there. Of course, the theory of relativity only works if you're going west.
Calvin: Why do my eyes shut when I sneeze?
Dad: If your lids weren't closed, the force of the explosion would blow your eyeballs out and stretch the optic nerve, so your eyes would flop around and you'd have to point them with your hands to see anything.
Calvin: How do bank machines work?
Dad: Well, let's say you want 25 dollars. You punch in the amount and behind the machine there's a guy with a printing press who makes the money and sticks it out this slot.
Calvin: Sort of like the guy who lives up in our garage and opens the door?
Dad: Exactly.
Calvin: What causes the wind?
Dad: Trees sneezing.
Calvin: Why does ice float?
Dad: Because it's cold. Ice wants to get warm, so it goes to the top of liquids to be nearer to the sun.
Calvin: Is that true?
Dad: Look it up and find out.
Calvin: I should just look up stuff in the first place.
Calvin: How come you know so much?
Dad: It's all in the book you get when you become a father.
Re:Don't worry NASA is not stupid. (Score:2, Funny)
Last transmission from the probe ... (Score:4, Funny)