Bye Bye Bananas — the Return of Panama Disease 519
Ant sends in a disturbing report in The Scientist on an imminent threat to worldwide banana production. "The banana we eat today is not the one your grandparents ate. That one — known as the Gros Michel — was, by all accounts, bigger, tastier, and hardier than the variety we know and love, which is called the Cavendish. The unavailability of the Gros Michel is easily explained: it is virtually extinct. Introduced to our hemisphere in the late 19th century, the Gros Michel was almost immediately hit by a blight that wiped it out by 1960. The Cavendish was adopted at the last minute by the big banana companies — Chiquita and Dole — because it was resistant to that blight, a fungus known as Panama disease... [Now] Panama disease — or Fusarium wilt of banana — is back, and the Cavendish does not appear to be safe from this new strain, which appeared two decades ago in Malaysia, spread slowly at first, but is now moving at a geometrically quicker pace. There is no cure, and nearly every banana scientist says that though Panama disease has yet to hit the banana crops of Latin America, which feed our hemisphere, the question is not if this will happen, but when. Even worse, the malady has the potential to spread to dozens of other banana varieties, including African bananas, the primary source of nutrition for millions..."
Look on the bright side of... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh noes! (Score:5, Funny)
Will someone... (Score:5, Funny)
Call DK (Score:4, Funny)
Clearly this is a viral commercial for the next DK Country! DK Country Wii: Panama Disease Adventure!
Higher friction on the Gros Michel? (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, we have no bananas! (Score:3, Funny)
I for one... (Score:2, Funny)
What will happen to the dancing banana? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What will happen to the dancing banana? (Score:1, Funny)
Gros Michel? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Look on the bright side of... (Score:1, Funny)
One word? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:One word? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh noes! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hmm. (Score:3, Funny)
That's like those horror images you see, like the ones the dentist shows you - "clean your teeth children, or they'll look like... THIS!".
Eat your vegetables children, or you'll have to eat bananas.. like THIS!
I just couldnt help it... (Score:5, Funny)
Anyone else burst out laughing after reading the title of banana scientist? This picture came to mind...
http://www.zenbutoh.com/charactergallery/images/gorilla-bananas.jpg [zenbutoh.com]
Yes, we have no bananas (Score:4, Funny)
Re:300 Species, Probably Not All Susceptible (Score:5, Funny)
Re:monoculture is a problem (Score:4, Funny)
that's genetic variation to prevent the fruit from being eaten by two-legged straight-walking simians who do not spread the seeds/pollen.
Re:Seriously people? (Score:0, Funny)
You're absolutely right,
until netcraft confirms babanas are dying I won't believe it at all!
Re:monoculture is a problem (Score:5, Funny)
Re:One word? (Score:3, Funny)
Banana Scientist? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Oh noes! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:monoculture is a problem (Score:3, Funny)
It's like I am Legend, if the movie was made with bananas, instead of people!
Re:monoculture is a problem (Score:3, Funny)
Re:One word? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Holding off judgement (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Finally we may get some variety ... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Oh noes! (Score:3, Funny)
I, for one, welcome our new yellow overlords.
Re:There are many kinds of bananas (Score:5, Funny)
Re:There are many kinds of bananas (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Higher friction on the Gros Michel? (Score:5, Funny)
I had to sit down because I was laughing so hard. I never expected to ever slip on a banana peel in my life time. I laughed ever harder when I remembered I saw the banana in the morning walking to campus and thought 'Silly banana peels. You just aren't so effective of a threat anymore.' Watch out - those guys are a busted ankle or hip just lying in wait.
Re:300 Species, Probably Not All Susceptible (Score:1, Funny)
So... you're saying that we're not hitting peak banana, just peak cheap banana.
Re:monoculture is a problem (Score:3, Funny)
Please post in lojban to avoid this problem.
Re:monoculture is a problem (Score:3, Funny)
New Hit Song on the Way (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Implications for cloning in general (Score:3, Funny)
I think you answered it yourself, but to make it perfectly clear....
No cheezburger. Soy Burgers don't cut it.
No Doritos. Although keyboards all of the world would rejoice, programming would never be the same
No Rice Krispie Marshmallow treats.
No Cinnamon Rolls, No Twinkies, No Doughnuts.I think you get the idea now: The End of The World As We Know it.