India Launches 10 Satellites At Once 201
freakxx writes "India sets a world record after launching 10 satellites in one go using its workhorse, the Polar Satellite Launch Vehicle (PSLV). All the satellites were put into their respective orbits successfully. It was the core-alone version of the launch vehicle weighing 230 tonnes with a payload of 824 kg in total. Two of the satellites were Indian satellites, while the rest were from different countries. By this launch, the ISRO has proven its credibility and it is going to boost India's image in the attractive multi-billion commercial market of satellite launches. This was the 12th successful launch of the PSLV."
Building a ... Cluster? (Score:3, Funny)
Suddenly, I'm worried I won't have to imagine a Beowolf cluster of satellites...
Sorry.
Leave it to India (Score:5, Funny)
Well, sure, they have the cheap launch system. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Good for India. (Score:5, Funny)
Leave it to a Mac fanboi to make everything into a joke about Vista tech support.
I have this picture in my head... (Score:5, Funny)
Then we begin to see the outcome as diminished crops, rampant expansion of the polar ice belts, strange drops in cancer rates from excessive sunlight exposure in bikini clad Caucasian women;... And some strange little guy on the global news service saying something about "the sky is falling; the sky is falling!"...
These Satellites Are Weaponized (Score:1, Funny)
as M.I.R.V.s [wikipedia.org].
against the United Gulags of America.
Nuclear Proliferatingly Yours,
George W. Bush [whitehouse.org].
Watch out Springfield (Score:4, Funny)
10? Only 10? (Score:3, Funny)