Building a 5-Ton Calculator From 19th-Century Plans 218
alphadogg writes "Starting in May, many will have the opportunity to see computing done the old-fashioned way: with lots of gears, a big crank, and some muscle. The Computer History Museum in Mountain View, CA, will unveil a new construction, the first in the US, of the 19th-century British mathematician Charles Babbage's Difference Engine No. 2, an improved version of his earlier design for a mechanical digital calculator. It weighs in at two tons more than the Difference Engine built in 1991 at London's Science Museum. Microsoft millionaire Nathan Myhrvold commissioned and paid for the US model."
It's cool (Score:4, Funny)
frock (Score:5, Funny)
We'll know about four years after it's completed (Score:5, Funny)
We'll know about four years after it's completed - when it gets done with the boot-up.
Improved model? (Score:5, Funny)
What if... (Score:5, Funny)
Does it explode? Will it create a black hole? Could this be the next doomsday device?
Re:Improved model? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's cool (Score:4, Funny)
Re:It's cool (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What if... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why? (Score:5, Funny)
Because we can.
Re:It's cool (Score:5, Funny)
Yes, but first you have to figure out how to approximate Linux as a Taylor series.
Re:What if... (Score:5, Funny)
You can't necessarily go by version (Score:3, Funny)
Windows XP
Vista
Re:Only the difference engine? (Score:4, Funny)
Before we had the formal concept of "programs" (as defined and refined by Backus and Naur), computation machines calculated numbers based on information fed into them on paper tape. A full set of instructions on paper-tape was called a "tour", and while the program was running the computation machine was said to be "touring" or "turing" (Fr). When the end of the tape was reached, the computation machine was said to be in the "turing complete" state (i.e. the tour was complete).
The term "turing complete" came to mean any computer which could run any program fed into it to completion (assuming correct input, of course). We use the term "program" and "run" to talk about computer input nowadays, but we still use the term "turing complete" to describe our general purpose computation devices (computers).
The login screen (Score:5, Funny)
WELCOME TO THE BABBAGE ANALYTICAL TIMESHARING SERVICE
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE INTEGRATOR IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE
DUE TO THE WEEKLY GREASING SCHEDULE. WOULD ALL USERS KINDLY
RETURN ANY UNUSED PLUGBOARDS, AS THE PROGRAMMING TEAM ARE
RUNNING LOW. DIVISION UNIT 3 WILL BE OUT OF ACTION UNTIL
THURSDAY DUE TO EMERGENCY COG REPLACEMENT - PLEASE ENSURE
THAT YOUR PROGRAM DOES NOT ATTEMPT TO DIVIDE BY ZERO AS
THIS CAN CAUSE SEVERE DAMAGE (INCLUDING SHAFT BREAKAGES).
.
.
SYSTEM READY.
?
Re:What if... (Score:3, Funny)
I think I speak for everyone when I ask... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It's cool (Score:2, Funny)
I heard they are porting Gentoo to the Babage platform (think its called Garbage), should be finished compiling the kernel in about 15 years.
Guess that's why (Score:5, Funny)
I guess that's why the author went into journalism instead of computers.
Re:It's cool (Score:3, Funny)
Lucky the USA is still using obsolete units! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Turing complete (Score:2, Funny)
Stack overflow (core dumped)
Re:Meh.... (Score:2, Funny)
It appears Mr. Babbage should have invented Legos first.
Re:Only the difference engine? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:What if... (Score:3, Funny)
GIGO (Score:3, Funny)
I remember reading that one of them was a congressman. If so, things haven't changed in 150 years.
Re:What if... (Score:5, Funny)
(maybe v2.1 now - there was a service pack applied a couple of thousand years ago according to some reports)
Re:It's cool (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's cool (Score:3, Funny)
The more important question (Score:3, Funny)
But will it blend?
Sorry, I couldn't resist (8 ton blender? Beowolf Total Blender cluster?)
Re:150 years makes quite a difference (Score:4, Funny)
Same thing they're doing right now, I expect: Decomposing.
gentoo (Score:5, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Meh.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I want to know... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I want to know... (Score:4, Funny)
Pi are squared :)
Re:frock (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's cool (Score:2, Funny)